DrGecko
@drgecko.bsky.social
Antifa HR. Only *minor* terrorist organizations can ignore the paperwork. Please submit your timesheets on time.
To be fair, the Romans cheated by using calculus. (Calculi, actually.)
November 20, 2025 at 2:03 AM
To be fair, the Romans cheated by using calculus. (Calculi, actually.)
Ahhh! Mine needs four.
November 19, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Ahhh! Mine needs four.
I think you misspelled Thanksteaking which is the beef counterpart.
November 19, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I think you misspelled Thanksteaking which is the beef counterpart.
It goes like this:
The fourth, the fifth,
The minor lift, the major let down
this version is, under certain circumstances, congruent with the original which LC described as "the Hallelujah of the orgasm"
The fourth, the fifth,
The minor lift, the major let down
this version is, under certain circumstances, congruent with the original which LC described as "the Hallelujah of the orgasm"
November 19, 2025 at 12:23 PM
It goes like this:
The fourth, the fifth,
The minor lift, the major let down
this version is, under certain circumstances, congruent with the original which LC described as "the Hallelujah of the orgasm"
The fourth, the fifth,
The minor lift, the major let down
this version is, under certain circumstances, congruent with the original which LC described as "the Hallelujah of the orgasm"
Did you know that some of the dialog was a recreation?
November 19, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Did you know that some of the dialog was a recreation?
Something's been lost but the vocal fry remains.
November 18, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Something's been lost but the vocal fry remains.
They don't actually explain why we shouldn't cook turkeys like that. The reason is that the breast meat will be dry.
November 18, 2025 at 1:55 AM
They don't actually explain why we shouldn't cook turkeys like that. The reason is that the breast meat will be dry.
Or a carnival for them.
November 17, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Or a carnival for them.
The supreme court is already doing that - letting Trump run havoc via the shadow docket and then, when they finally get around to deciding cases on their merits, taking those powers away again.
November 17, 2025 at 4:13 PM
The supreme court is already doing that - letting Trump run havoc via the shadow docket and then, when they finally get around to deciding cases on their merits, taking those powers away again.
I accept your apology 😁
November 17, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I accept your apology 😁
There's no Prometheus in Homer. Is the problem wrongly attributed classical allusion?
November 17, 2025 at 1:24 PM
There's no Prometheus in Homer. Is the problem wrongly attributed classical allusion?
Would be interested to know what the dinner menu looks like.
Actually, I don't want to know.
Actually, I don't want to know.
November 16, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Would be interested to know what the dinner menu looks like.
Actually, I don't want to know.
Actually, I don't want to know.
My fault. My doctor told me to drink more water. Kidneys and all, you know.
November 16, 2025 at 6:50 PM
My fault. My doctor told me to drink more water. Kidneys and all, you know.
That's not a lizard brain.
he's one of you monkeys.
🦎
he's one of you monkeys.
🦎
November 15, 2025 at 2:59 AM
That's not a lizard brain.
he's one of you monkeys.
🦎
he's one of you monkeys.
🦎
Second on reptiles being as rewarding as other pets. Unfortunately, as heartbreaking as well.
My most ernest condolences. 💔😭
My most ernest condolences. 💔😭
November 14, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Second on reptiles being as rewarding as other pets. Unfortunately, as heartbreaking as well.
My most ernest condolences. 💔😭
My most ernest condolences. 💔😭
And now I'm wondering whether they could shorten winter by shadowbanning the groundhog.
November 14, 2025 at 3:39 PM
And now I'm wondering whether they could shorten winter by shadowbanning the groundhog.
Cory Doctorow drinks soda???!!!!
November 14, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Cory Doctorow drinks soda???!!!!
Punchline : she's American. The accent is fake.
November 14, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Punchline : she's American. The accent is fake.
This is why I recommend intermittent fasting. No food at 3am.
November 13, 2025 at 11:46 PM
This is why I recommend intermittent fasting. No food at 3am.
Surprised she's a lit prof and not in the Institute of Politics.
November 13, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Surprised she's a lit prof and not in the Institute of Politics.
I appreciate your dogged pursuit.
November 13, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I appreciate your dogged pursuit.
Former linguistics student here and it delighted me.
November 13, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Former linguistics student here and it delighted me.
Only if you factor out the sexuality.
November 13, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Only if you factor out the sexuality.
"Makes a great gift for dog lovers," so ... yeah
November 13, 2025 at 1:08 PM
"Makes a great gift for dog lovers," so ... yeah