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· Jun 24
It's. Just. So. Loud.
... But I guess that's OK now?
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Happy any time I can talk about the Alabama-Miami Sugar Bowl. In this one I also get to bring up the 2006 Auburn-Florida game, just because. open.substack.com/pub/firewill...
Shouldn't the natural follow-up to the president chewing out the reporter for her MBS question be "... Would you like to have *me* killed, sir?"
November 19, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Shouldn't the natural follow-up to the president chewing out the reporter for her MBS question be "... Would you like to have *me* killed, sir?"
If I were a sportswriter I'd ask to embed (a la @stevengodfrey.bsky.social) with Samford football this week. Not only the season over (1-10!); the coaches surely all have their desks cleaned out; *and* you're traveling to play the SEC's best team (just trying to not get beat by 100).
November 17, 2025 at 10:43 PM
If I were a sportswriter I'd ask to embed (a la @stevengodfrey.bsky.social) with Samford football this week. Not only the season over (1-10!); the coaches surely all have their desks cleaned out; *and* you're traveling to play the SEC's best team (just trying to not get beat by 100).
Who in the hell is Scott Bessent
November 17, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Who in the hell is Scott Bessent
The crowd for the stage production of "Clue" is currently mixing with the crowd for Houston-Auburn outside the BJCC.
November 16, 2025 at 6:52 PM
The crowd for the stage production of "Clue" is currently mixing with the crowd for Houston-Auburn outside the BJCC.
Hey Steven some of your tweets from 2014 are publishing on this website today somehow
Alabama really needs a decent kicker.
November 15, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Hey Steven some of your tweets from 2014 are publishing on this website today somehow
"The Aggie cop is a hero & we need more of these so these Entitled Athletes know their place." ~ 1819 News on Tuesday, I assume
November 15, 2025 at 9:58 PM
"The Aggie cop is a hero & we need more of these so these Entitled Athletes know their place." ~ 1819 News on Tuesday, I assume
In Barbour County Alabama they pronounce it "Lou-iss-vuhl"
November 15, 2025 at 3:39 AM
In Barbour County Alabama they pronounce it "Lou-iss-vuhl"
Well I had a little text with Jesus
The app Text With Jesus uses artificial intelligence and chatbots to offer spiritual guidance to users who are looking to connect with a higher power: on.nbc10.com/7XM8xrf
People can text with Jesus on a controversial new app. How does it work?
Artificial intelligence app Text With Jesus lets users chat with biblical figures and it is raising debate over faith and technology.
on.nbc10.com
November 15, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Well I had a little text with Jesus
Big news in the goat department
So! Personal news as I've left journalism after 15 years and will be joining the @ufl.edu School of Forest, Fisheries and Geomatics as a communications specialist.
It's pretty much a dream job and we're all pretty excited about it. 🐊
It's pretty much a dream job and we're all pretty excited about it. 🐊
a close up of a crocodile 's head with its mouth open and looking at the camera .
ALT: a close up of a crocodile 's head with its mouth open and looking at the camera .
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November 13, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Big news in the goat department
Need some guidance from you all ... does anybody know what about Nick Fuentes is appealing? Is he funny? Handsome? Intelligent? I've only ever seen clips, but all of them look like the rantings of a lonely dude with a basic desktop. Am I missing something?
November 13, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Need some guidance from you all ... does anybody know what about Nick Fuentes is appealing? Is he funny? Handsome? Intelligent? I've only ever seen clips, but all of them look like the rantings of a lonely dude with a basic desktop. Am I missing something?
me when I work out after 4 days of battling respiratory infection youtube.com/shorts/NUSwz...
Cm punk said exactly what I feel
YouTube video by MTB 619
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November 12, 2025 at 11:54 PM
me when I work out after 4 days of battling respiratory infection youtube.com/shorts/NUSwz...
Auburn fired its offensive genius head coach & promoted its DC to interim after a series of games where they couldn't generate any offense & NOW THEY CAN'T STOP ANYBODY.
November 9, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Auburn fired its offensive genius head coach & promoted its DC to interim after a series of games where they couldn't generate any offense & NOW THEY CAN'T STOP ANYBODY.
Samford's season in a nutshell: In front of a packed house on Homecoming, they gave a long TD on a half back pass. On the ensuing possession they attempted the same play & got intercepted.
November 8, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Samford's season in a nutshell: In front of a packed house on Homecoming, they gave a long TD on a half back pass. On the ensuing possession they attempted the same play & got intercepted.
That thing praise & worship singers do when they don't have anything to occupy their hands
This is the most frequently used picture of Bari Wiess ... she thought she had something with this one
November 7, 2025 at 6:32 PM
That thing praise & worship singers do when they don't have anything to occupy their hands
How old is "They sat me under an air vent" as a complaint
November 7, 2025 at 5:48 PM
How old is "They sat me under an air vent" as a complaint
I'm following too many people who either live in New York City or care way too much about it.
November 6, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I'm following too many people who either live in New York City or care way too much about it.
Back at the beginning of football season @hollyanderson.bsky.social spurred me to write a bunch of how many things I love don't & won't love me back. But it was dark & I put it down. Then Hugh Freeze got fired & his family said some stuff, so I broke it out firewillheath.substack.com/p/theyre-nev...
They're never going to love you back
Not really
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November 5, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Back at the beginning of football season @hollyanderson.bsky.social spurred me to write a bunch of how many things I love don't & won't love me back. But it was dark & I put it down. Then Hugh Freeze got fired & his family said some stuff, so I broke it out firewillheath.substack.com/p/theyre-nev...
Supposed to teach Sunday school this week so trying to decide whether I should listen to Pete Enns or @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social first.
November 5, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Supposed to teach Sunday school this week so trying to decide whether I should listen to Pete Enns or @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social first.
Does anybody have any advice about how to get my kids to like spice on their food
November 4, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Does anybody have any advice about how to get my kids to like spice on their food
I assume we're all going to be very normal about this.
Dick Cheney has died.
November 4, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I assume we're all going to be very normal about this.
@scottadamson1960.bsky.social will be fired up at the CFL discussion this week youtu.be/m0sdM6gKXow?...
LA's One-Year Wonder: The Vince Ferragamo Story
YouTube video by Press Box Chronicles with Jeff Pearlman
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November 3, 2025 at 7:12 PM
@scottadamson1960.bsky.social will be fired up at the CFL discussion this week youtu.be/m0sdM6gKXow?...
For entertainment purposes I say catch. Think it bounced.
November 1, 2025 at 10:56 PM
For entertainment purposes I say catch. Think it bounced.
I choose to believe they gave Jeff Lebby that sweatshirt with Starkville on a map so he doesn't get lost
November 1, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I choose to believe they gave Jeff Lebby that sweatshirt with Starkville on a map so he doesn't get lost