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dysi
@drexdqueen.bsky.social
aviation safety professional, monhun nerd, but most importantly internet funnywoman. 20s. minors dni
Did you know? After her death in Fire Emblem Fates, Lilith remains as a spirit to aid in castle battles. This is a reference to the fact that all goldfish are born with mortal sin and go to Hell when they die; Fates is just so bad that Saint Peter made a clerical error and sent her back
February 23, 2025 at 3:08 PM
"PAYILA! WAIT!!!! DON'T HIT SKILL ONE"
"what? am i gonna BLOW UP?"
"no! the skill casts as normal.

And then you blow up!"
January 26, 2025 at 4:26 PM
January 23, 2025 at 2:24 PM
im crying IM BUSY
January 23, 2025 at 1:02 AM
god DAMN
January 23, 2025 at 12:42 AM
on this day 1 year ago i got hit by a car and it was the funniest thing to ever happen to me. and i instantly shitposted about it. the nurse goes your blood pressure is really high i say i know, i just got hit by a car
January 22, 2025 at 4:35 PM
dsr
January 22, 2025 at 2:01 AM
January 21, 2025 at 6:06 PM
got my 1b 1t setup. couldn't figure out how to get 0b, my best was ever 5%. Just hitting Norden Harr and with the full awakening it gives MC double strike
January 21, 2025 at 5:00 PM
monster hunter wilds kung fu tea review

i don't like thai tea i think it is gross tasting

Palico's Thai Milk Tea - 7/10 carried by boba
Forbidden Lands Thai Milk Tea Latte Or Whatever - 4/10
White Wraith - 1/10 no, I'm not drinking this shit

overall score: my tummy hurts bad
January 7, 2025 at 5:45 PM
babe wake up it's time for your daily @istormortis.bsky.social glazing. So basically my car felt naked as shit without my old decals so of course i bought them again. As much as I loved the deep red Malz and blue Zino I think that the white is really stunning and suits them the most.
December 27, 2024 at 8:05 PM
went to the gas station this morning and cuddled a cockatoo
December 9, 2024 at 6:07 AM
the cuddler
December 5, 2024 at 6:18 AM
creature hears Alice in Chains for the first time
December 4, 2024 at 3:23 AM
the googoo gaagaa
November 29, 2024 at 7:52 PM
i could never think you were cringe
November 21, 2024 at 1:56 PM
making monetary moves you could only dream of
November 21, 2024 at 3:51 AM
In an interview shortly after the crash, now-disbarred Agent Corona of the Medical Examiner's Officer said the following:

"We plan to get to the bottom of this crash. I tell you, I shave my whole body every time I shower. Because I don't beat around the bush. And I won't here."
November 20, 2024 at 2:01 AM
Did you know? Mario Kart Wii's choice to ditch the double mechanic introduced in its predecessor, Mario Kart: Double Dash!! was due largely in part to a crash on Baby Park wherein the driver Paratroopa was involved in a fatal crash while racing alongside his friend Koopa.
November 20, 2024 at 2:01 AM
this morning my petsitter was having so much fun cuddling bug she reportedly lost track of time and went 5 minutes over
November 18, 2024 at 6:49 AM
November 18, 2024 at 3:23 AM
me when i have a uti
November 10, 2024 at 9:03 PM
cross eyed boy
November 10, 2024 at 7:35 PM
rather 4 of myself
November 10, 2024 at 6:56 AM
me and @rulumaru.bsky.social during the ceremony
November 10, 2024 at 6:48 AM