"I didn't spend a lifetime working on my craft NOT to perform for people I despise, especially if they seem to despise me as well!"
December 28, 2025 at 4:24 AM
"I didn't spend a lifetime working on my craft NOT to perform for people I despise, especially if they seem to despise me as well!"
The Spy Who Thought I Was Cool To Hang Out With
December 26, 2025 at 4:39 AM
The Spy Who Thought I Was Cool To Hang Out With
Obviously, the purpose of a school assignment is to present a completed assignment to the teacher, and nothing more
December 21, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Obviously, the purpose of a school assignment is to present a completed assignment to the teacher, and nothing more
"I aced that test last time, give it to me again'
"But sir, that test is for object permanence in children-"
"I said to ask me where the ducky went, or you're fired"
"But sir, that test is for object permanence in children-"
"I said to ask me where the ducky went, or you're fired"
December 10, 2025 at 6:19 AM
"I aced that test last time, give it to me again'
"But sir, that test is for object permanence in children-"
"I said to ask me where the ducky went, or you're fired"
"But sir, that test is for object permanence in children-"
"I said to ask me where the ducky went, or you're fired"
Not sending ICE to every game with a South American team
December 5, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Not sending ICE to every game with a South American team
Hell of a list, middle-aged dads know what's up.
I'd only add "The Fox", Sleater-Kinney
I'd only add "The Fox", Sleater-Kinney
November 26, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Hell of a list, middle-aged dads know what's up.
I'd only add "The Fox", Sleater-Kinney
I'd only add "The Fox", Sleater-Kinney
The other thing is that even if every page is released unredacted, it's only going to provide further evidence for crimes that we already know all about, and for which there's no sign of anything being done about it, nor of anything forthcoming
November 18, 2025 at 11:00 PM
The other thing is that even if every page is released unredacted, it's only going to provide further evidence for crimes that we already know all about, and for which there's no sign of anything being done about it, nor of anything forthcoming
This feels like just a preamble to bringing in dumb "ID check" regulations
November 10, 2025 at 7:18 PM
This feels like just a preamble to bringing in dumb "ID check" regulations
I agree that they know they're being horrible people, but I think they're behaving this way to celebrate that they've never been held to account for their behaviour, and there's no real sign that it's going to happen any time soon
November 1, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I agree that they know they're being horrible people, but I think they're behaving this way to celebrate that they've never been held to account for their behaviour, and there's no real sign that it's going to happen any time soon
Mr. Bug
Dork chocolate
Pat-More
Ears
Wife Gums
Dork chocolate
Pat-More
Ears
Wife Gums
October 30, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Mr. Bug
Dork chocolate
Pat-More
Ears
Wife Gums
Dork chocolate
Pat-More
Ears
Wife Gums
Let's go bed time 👏 👏 👏👏👏
October 29, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Let's go bed time 👏 👏 👏👏👏
I remember Obama getting a hard time for correctly pronouncing Iran "ee-rahn" instead of good ol' American "eye-rann"
October 29, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I remember Obama getting a hard time for correctly pronouncing Iran "ee-rahn" instead of good ol' American "eye-rann"
Number of balls for a walk goes down by one each inning
October 28, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Number of balls for a walk goes down by one each inning
He got faked out by Varsho well on his way to first.
October 28, 2025 at 12:45 AM
He got faked out by Varsho well on his way to first.
It'll be an interesting study in "what normal people do I see every day that scare me?"
October 23, 2025 at 2:06 AM
It'll be an interesting study in "what normal people do I see every day that scare me?"
At least, having a pet requires caring about and enjoying a creature that has nothing to give you but affection, which is incompatible with Rich Ghouls generally. It's why we can't picture Trump crouching down to say "hey, buddy" and scritching a dog or cat on the street
October 19, 2025 at 8:04 PM
At least, having a pet requires caring about and enjoying a creature that has nothing to give you but affection, which is incompatible with Rich Ghouls generally. It's why we can't picture Trump crouching down to say "hey, buddy" and scritching a dog or cat on the street
The new issues are only "strange" until you find out how he's been living
October 18, 2025 at 3:19 PM
The new issues are only "strange" until you find out how he's been living
Don't mind us, just prominently displaying symbols of hate that don't reflect our values
October 15, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Don't mind us, just prominently displaying symbols of hate that don't reflect our values
"It does not reflect the values of my staff*"
* who put it there
* who put it there
October 15, 2025 at 8:10 PM
"It does not reflect the values of my staff*"
* who put it there
* who put it there
To be technically correct (the best kind of correct), the original expression is "the customer is always right *in matters of taste*", and in forgetting that bit we've gone from "I can choose what I think suits me" to "staff must obey my whims at all times, regardless of how things actually work"
October 13, 2025 at 7:12 PM
To be technically correct (the best kind of correct), the original expression is "the customer is always right *in matters of taste*", and in forgetting that bit we've gone from "I can choose what I think suits me" to "staff must obey my whims at all times, regardless of how things actually work"
They can talk all they want, with their qualifications they're not getting that pay anywhere else
October 13, 2025 at 4:58 PM
They can talk all they want, with their qualifications they're not getting that pay anywhere else
And they'll Streisand-effect everyone else into discovering how normal he is
October 9, 2025 at 7:08 PM
And they'll Streisand-effect everyone else into discovering how normal he is
Bad Bunny is an extremely popular performer! He's a very safe act to book!
MAGA world doesn't let themselves listen to non-white singers, so they think they actually have something in "they pulled this woke performer out of nowhere to spite America!"
Rest of world: what, he was in Happy Gilmore 2
MAGA world doesn't let themselves listen to non-white singers, so they think they actually have something in "they pulled this woke performer out of nowhere to spite America!"
Rest of world: what, he was in Happy Gilmore 2
October 9, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Bad Bunny is an extremely popular performer! He's a very safe act to book!
MAGA world doesn't let themselves listen to non-white singers, so they think they actually have something in "they pulled this woke performer out of nowhere to spite America!"
Rest of world: what, he was in Happy Gilmore 2
MAGA world doesn't let themselves listen to non-white singers, so they think they actually have something in "they pulled this woke performer out of nowhere to spite America!"
Rest of world: what, he was in Happy Gilmore 2