“Not a lot of people know this, but this song was actually written by Dracula” is going to be my new favorite shitty party fact.

Tight. Can you actually win stuff?

I watched it when my wife was out of town *as a treat* and what a MISTAKE. (Don’t get me wrong, I loved the hell out of it, but it DESTROYED me)

Got that thang on me

I’ve never wishlisted anything so fast.