drew
@drewphillips09.bsky.social
help help help they’re here they’re in the walls
would the hawk tuah sequel be called hawk 2ah?
February 4, 2025 at 1:36 AM
would the hawk tuah sequel be called hawk 2ah?
today was so bad i’m going to sleep in jeans
January 19, 2025 at 8:38 AM
today was so bad i’m going to sleep in jeans
i would show up to the inauguration just to crop dust
January 19, 2025 at 2:16 AM
i would show up to the inauguration just to crop dust
y’all too focused on the omniPRESENT meanwhile you have no bitches PRESENT in your life
January 11, 2025 at 8:12 PM
y’all too focused on the omniPRESENT meanwhile you have no bitches PRESENT in your life
i can’t afford to eat the rosca this year i would have to shove the baby jesus up my butt
January 7, 2025 at 11:12 PM
i can’t afford to eat the rosca this year i would have to shove the baby jesus up my butt
always “i got a crush” but never “i got a job”
January 7, 2025 at 6:11 PM
always “i got a crush” but never “i got a job”
i fort on her all nite
December 25, 2024 at 5:10 PM
i fort on her all nite
i get the flu in a way that is more life threatening, and severe than everyone else
December 21, 2024 at 4:53 AM
i get the flu in a way that is more life threatening, and severe than everyone else
you’re telling me a shrimp fried this rice
December 21, 2024 at 4:47 AM
you’re telling me a shrimp fried this rice