When General Syndulla looks remarkably like Ramona Flowers.

"I'm not your bruh; I'm your Dad, bruh."
-An actual thing I said today

Ya know, if someone had told me Spacehog would be featured in Guardians 3 I would have seen it in the theater.

Allergy shots are weird. "So basically we're going to keep injecting you with a cocktail of everything you're allergic to until you don't react anymore... Call us if you stop breathing!"

While cooking dinner: "You know what they say, 'molasses, mo problems.'" #StupidThingsISaidToday

You know it was a big week at the grocery store when the receipt looks like it came from CVS.

I'm here in search of ELO jokes