Should’ve flown into Burbank, rookie move

“Learning” as in “correcting the one mistake and making a totally different and maybe even more hilarious one”

It’s learning so fast, see it has already figured out where one of the two Bs is in the word. In a few weeks it’ll find the other one.

It's learning fast though

Can you profile the genius that runs their socials

As someone who ruptured his Achilles recently, that’s exactly what it is. That was hard to watch. Awful.

This is one of the most perfect posts ever crafted. I want to write a book just so I can make this the epigraph

Proud of you!

"Come play [Skyrim] with us, Molly"

Is this your AI boyfriend?

She's still got it, folks

I hate…hate!…to admit this, but we have to look it in the face. This is masterclass trolling from Holtz @edsbs.bsky.social @celebrityhottub.bsky.social @jasonkirk.fyi @hollyanderson.bsky.social

Also living the simple life gleefully under a witch’s curse

I’m more of a Turnip Head

Damn you’ve got my hyped for this book now. Your books are hyper-distinguishable to me, I love the feeling I get when reading you that I can’t take anything I’m reading at face value, that my expectations could be subverted at any moment. That’s a Hurley book to me!

Would read a book of Lockwood x-files tweets