Drew Lawson
drewlawson.bsky.social
Drew Lawson
@drewlawson.bsky.social
A gray haired nerd in Ohio, after way too many other States.

Putting the garden to bed for the cold, hoping that I get more done next season.
Friday morning: household staff cleaning ketchup off walls.
November 14, 2025 at 2:37 PM
In most of the suburban areas I've dealt with, you cannot *legally* walk on the overpasses across highways. No one gets cited, but there are "no pedestrian" signs all over the place.
November 14, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Next phase for her: Sure, he raped teenagers, but he didn't kill any of them. So something, something, Biden.
November 13, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Trump, 1st term: We have nukes. Why can't we use them?
November 13, 2025 at 9:29 PM
That would be a daily secret.
November 13, 2025 at 4:06 PM
That camera location is luck comparable to the guy who got Jack Ruby shooting Oswald.
November 13, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Nothing in the rule book says chimps can't play poker.
November 13, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I spent the first hour of Monday morning thinking it was Friday. I have no idea why.
November 13, 2025 at 5:00 AM
1965. According to wikiperia, that's 2 years before the Hays Code finally died.
November 13, 2025 at 4:55 AM
I would like to go on the record that, to the best of my knowledge, I have never corresponded with a sex trafficking kingpin.

And all those saying otherwise are evil lizardmen.
November 13, 2025 at 4:40 AM
It is just about time for my first soup batch of the season. I need to confirm ingredients, but I have enough leftovers for this week.
November 13, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Um, by "you" I mean "they."

Just in case that was a terrible phrasing.
November 13, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Clinically, pedophiles are attracted to prepubescents.

Also, no one cares about the clinical definition, so you are only digging deeper.
November 13, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I have finally accepted this week that if I am to keep making bread, I have to remember to freeze some of it. I got through half of last week's batch before it became construction material.

Hmmm Sourdough Henge has a nice sound to it.
November 13, 2025 at 3:30 AM
You see, the Soros Weather Control also has a time travel setting. But it can only be activated by a space laser.
November 13, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Maybe.

Support for Nixon dropped in tiny bits until it collapsed. It depends on how many red voters care and hit their reps.

Not holding my breath.
November 12, 2025 at 7:25 PM
You are a wizard.

I can't find a 2x4 without pith. I have a vaguely similar plan but will use a 2x6. That's the widest SPF around here.
November 12, 2025 at 3:47 AM
"Kennedy heir" no longer gives me the feeling it did a couple years ago.
November 12, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I'm still waiting for my Soros/Antifa payout.
November 12, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I had that (but shorter) until puberty curled my hair.
November 12, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Bee's got some steampunk buzz going there.
November 12, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I got tricked into signing up, and have since quit at least 4 times. I gave up and just set up a black hole mail rule for them.
November 12, 2025 at 2:57 AM
More puzzling is that they are continuing the sexist, alcoholic, trigger happy "hero."

I'm not gate keeping, just confused by people.
November 12, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Bullying and firing people is always great for recruiting efforts.
November 12, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Those programmers better stay away from all windows.
November 12, 2025 at 2:26 AM