Reading Miles Davis' autobiography because having bizarre facts at the ready about Thomas Jefferson, "Mr. Show," Charles Schulz and the band R.E.M. wasn't quite enough to make people stop inviting me to parties

Did not expect that while living in the downfall of a society I’d also have to wake up every day and pretend to care about KPIs and spreadsheets

If you see an ad about IQ tests on social media and think you should take their IQ test, that is the test and you have failed

Colleague at 6:07pm on Friday: hey do you have time for a quick huddle

Me: yes at 9:01am on Monday

Gaetz drops out for AG, Trump asks if Pepe LePew is available

The best time on any social media platform is pre-IPO, pre-board of directors and pre-Ben Shapiro joining