Tan suit level scandal

Future running mates? 👀

So how much did you pay them to be there? /s

As a Canadian, I can say confidently that the trade deficit for the US is about to get a whole lot bigger since no one here is buying their products anymore. 7D chess at work?

Howard Lutnick is great value Baghdad bob

And not a gallow, confederate flag, or q anon druid in sight!

Well they clearly don't know how to be tourists then!

In this 50 part thread I'm going to explain to you how I'm once again moving the goal posts to pretend everything is fine and how YOU can too! 🧵👇

The price of eggs...or to end wokeism...or to take away abortion rights...or to stop pet eating...or to stop trans people in sport...sorry I'm not sure what bullshit reason they're on now, it seems to change every day

Trump: "I want to run the country like I run my businesses"

How Trump runs his businesses: 📉🔥🤡🖕😵‍💫⛳

But her laugh, and emails, respectively!

I remember when people used to use the "I want to vote for the person who I could see myself having a beer with" test

God I can't even imagine having beers with poilievre, I feel like he'd be a super angry drunk who would just rant about Trudeau and "wokeism"

This is huge! Keep up the great work 🫡

I honestly think that's just the personality they had to play at the time because things like kindness and compassion used to matter to voters

They are why we always get the participation trophies