Piano Man

There are guys in our 65+ league that resemble this guy.

More and more companies are discovering that if you hire a woman CEO, you can pay her 22 percent less.

My family had its own word for "poop." We called it "gurgey" (hard g's). The origin of this word is a mystery; I have never heard it in other families or found it in any dictionary. Curiously, none of us have ever used it as adults in our separate homes, so I guess it is a one-generation thing.

Gordon is the only one who deserves to be in, even though he is in my opinion overrated. The others' impactful careers as Royals were too short, three or four years. Billy Butler's legacy has for some reason been tarnished, but he contributed more than most of the others.

Don't you wish Willie had hit the ball that Alex Gordon hit in the seventh game of the 2014 World Series?

What does he do when the government of, say, Guatemala, announces that they will not allow the children to enter because they are not citizens of Guatemala?

I am WËRD, a green condiment/sandwich spread that tastes like creamed broccoli.