I’m sorry, the school is letting your prof charge students for this??

This is both highly realistic and better than reality. My jaw is on the floor

Some details that may concern the media:
-yes she is spayed
-yes she is healthy
-yes we are feeding her
-no she does not want anything to do with me
-her name is Acorn

Peanut butter with*

When in doubt, peanut butter crackers, celery, or just a spoon

-prepackaged tuna or chicken salad cans/pouches
-salad kit
-cold pizza
-BLT
-yogurt w/ granola/baking chips
-if you have food prep time, look at keto protein bombs. Very filling snack