Erin Cooper
drerin-e-c.bsky.social
Erin Cooper
@drerin-e-c.bsky.social
But it always seems to work when negotiating with Democrats!
November 20, 2025 at 5:01 PM
It's just cleaning data from now until we die.
November 20, 2025 at 5:17 AM
I really liked Moana, but I'm sure if I had to watch it one billion times like my coworkers all have, I could learn to hate it.
November 18, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Not having to watch or listen to media made for kids is a major benefit of being child-free.
November 18, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Or maybe shooting into a car with children in it? Do they ever think "maybe someone small enough to ride in a car seat is not a dangerous foreign gang member?" Idk anymore.
November 14, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Every time I have to listen to a recording of my own voice, I get the urge to contact all my closest friends and thank them for loving me even though I obviously have the most annoying voice in the world.
November 14, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I never want to hear another old person complain about young people not knowing how to write correctly in their emails
November 13, 2025 at 12:32 AM
It's always performative if someone is beautiful, because by virtue of being beautiful they can only exist for their performance/our consumption. We all know that pretty girls can't read.
November 10, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Maybe the Democratic party should promote leadership that isn't so eager to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. Was this political party somewhere else on Tuesday?
November 10, 2025 at 5:22 AM
But think of how much time you'll save with your new electric can opener!
November 6, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Sure, in the end they'll cost more than your human employees, but they'll never unionize!
November 6, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I keep asking this but apparently the answer is no, at least not in Maine.
November 5, 2025 at 7:57 PM
If he's young, attractive, articulate, and has a NAZI tattoo it's all "there's no perfect candidate and we all have to compromise" but if he's young, attractive, articulate and has overwhelmingly popular platform it's "the end of the Democratic Party"
November 5, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I've been fascinated as a real question of where the Democratic Party is going. Nonstop blah blah blah about attracting younger voters, energizing the base, and focusing on kitchen-table issues. Finally someone does it and the establishment LOSES ITS MIND
November 5, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I can't picture Elon ever doing anything for anyone else though, even if he wasn't rich. You know he'd be a stingy bastard even if he was middle class.
October 22, 2025 at 9:48 PM
That could be true, I also don't follow Bannon's life story. But I think it's fair to say he's politically affiliated with the rich, even if he's currently poor.
October 22, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Yes, an unlikely coalition: From rich white guy who knows nothing about AI to some other rich white guy who knows nothing about AI
October 22, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I'm not sure it says anything about political funding. The entire process is illegal, so it's just business as usual with the administration.
October 22, 2025 at 12:29 AM
"And she just wouldn't have any reason to lie about something like that so it has to be true "
October 19, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I did manage to convince a coworker that "Douchehat" is actually the correct pronunciation and now he uses it with full confidence.
October 17, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I'm sure they'll do something else I'm angry about tomorrow, but I'll take this today.
October 16, 2025 at 10:13 PM