Some times I want tuna sub.

But backwards

Sometimes I like to lather my whole body in baby oil and slide around the kitchen pretending I’m a penguin on ice

Eating in america is basically asking yourself:

Which version of applebees would I like today?

GM all my skeeters on this app. Have a wonderful day

What do you call a Bluesky post?

Is it a skeet?

This post for everybody who left the cookie in the milk too long and then it broke off. My heart goes out to you tonight

Ngl I like this app it’s less feral. (For now)