Dr. East
Dr. East
@dreastish.bsky.social
CompSci PhD, Researcher, Teacher, Husband, Father. A Calvinist whom Calvin would disown. A libertarian who despises Rand. And a whole lot of other contradictory ideas in one package.
Better shut that barn door before the horses escape again!
November 15, 2025 at 12:37 AM
…when they were children, and got to think like children and reason like children and act like children.
November 11, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I am coming to the belief that the enemy of an old Dem is not an old Republican, but a young Dem, who threatens the cozy corruption that they are looking forward to enjoying the fruits if in their retirement.
November 11, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Ha ha funny, or uh-oh funny?
November 11, 2025 at 1:05 AM
“Sometimes, there’s a man.”
November 10, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Correction! It is also an anti-union tool by making employment essential for millions, which is why it exists at all. Not to serve hospitals or patients, but CEOs and shareholders.
November 9, 2025 at 12:39 AM
They’re not mean!
November 8, 2025 at 2:33 PM
“Are you probing to understand how the underlying variables were set in the training process? I assure you, it’s a fool’s errand and an extremely inefficient way to attempt it.”
November 8, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Did he just try to domino theory the NY mayoral election? Was he confused about which war criminal just died? Kissinger and Cheney are not the same man!
November 7, 2025 at 10:38 PM
No, no, no, there mist be something simultaneously bigger brained and less actually-me-doing-something to achieve the same result!
November 7, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Looks like the ol’ weathervane is a’swingin’!
November 6, 2025 at 5:31 PM
The Onion is learning that even a humor site better get its freaking animal names right!
November 6, 2025 at 11:13 AM
In related news, King George I has just become the governor of the South Sea Company, ensuring its permanent place of privilege and power in the British economy.
November 6, 2025 at 11:11 AM
“Governors don’t matter” is perhaps the ultimate metastasis of “I only vote in presidential elections.” Do people not realize what states actually do in this country?
November 6, 2025 at 11:10 AM
“I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse.”
November 6, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Trump has literally been seizing every means of production he can get his hands on under color of the presidency!
November 5, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Ken!
November 5, 2025 at 3:07 AM
He does sell indulgences, though!
November 4, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Because the sex pest is older. Young politicians try to fix the things that are comfortably broken for the old politicians, who expect to be dead when the bill comes due.
November 4, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Some historical perspective might help. This is exactly what happened with the Great Depression, which lasted years and scarred a generation! Guess it doesn’t help much.
November 4, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Gen X: the least represented generation in politics.
November 4, 2025 at 9:28 PM
To be fair, they thought the world was gonna end before any of this would come home to roost which is why they’re scrambling so hard to avoid all consequences now. Not sure why I started that with “to be fair.”
November 4, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Honestly get the two of them confused sometimes.
November 4, 2025 at 8:53 PM
“I didn’t engineer the end of American democracy for THAT guy!”
November 4, 2025 at 8:51 PM
“Was I wrong? No, it’s conservatism that has changed!”
November 4, 2025 at 8:47 PM