Almir (the Chaos Queen)
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PUT JESSICA ALBA IN THE F4 SUIT JUST ONE MORE TIME PLEASE
Unfortunate rule of life no. 1: For something to be beautiful it must also be temporary
January 5, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Unfortunate rule of life no. 1: For something to be beautiful it must also be temporary
Am I still worthy of love when I'm not being of use
December 27, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Am I still worthy of love when I'm not being of use
All I want for Christmas are my child support payments
December 19, 2025 at 6:36 AM
All I want for Christmas are my child support payments
YA KNOW FUNNY THING ABOUT THAT-
December 15, 2025 at 8:25 AM
YA KNOW FUNNY THING ABOUT THAT-
More and more often I find myself wishing the world had ended in 2012 like the prophecies foretold
December 10, 2025 at 12:56 AM
More and more often I find myself wishing the world had ended in 2012 like the prophecies foretold
New hair, new me. Unfortunately my hair is the same and so am I
December 2, 2025 at 3:20 AM
New hair, new me. Unfortunately my hair is the same and so am I
Chivalry is dead and the automatic door killed it
December 2, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Chivalry is dead and the automatic door killed it
Deez nuts roasting on a open fireeee
December 1, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Deez nuts roasting on a open fireeee
Post your favorite "Transformers" character. Wrong answers only.
November 30, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Post your favorite "Transformers" character. Wrong answers only.
First, _______ don't cheat
Second, when _______ do cheat...
Yes, this is targeted
Second, when _______ do cheat...
Yes, this is targeted
November 30, 2025 at 12:31 AM
First, _______ don't cheat
Second, when _______ do cheat...
Yes, this is targeted
Second, when _______ do cheat...
Yes, this is targeted
If this school's just gonna keep FUCKING ME, they could at least have the decency to buy me a damn dinner beforehand
November 28, 2025 at 1:48 PM
If this school's just gonna keep FUCKING ME, they could at least have the decency to buy me a damn dinner beforehand
I'm just a man, my favorite things to do are go to the gym and objectify women
November 24, 2025 at 6:41 AM
I'm just a man, my favorite things to do are go to the gym and objectify women
Sometimes just thinking about not being single makes me glad I'm single and that's reason why I'll probably never get married #463
November 24, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Sometimes just thinking about not being single makes me glad I'm single and that's reason why I'll probably never get married #463
If I die and somebody makes an ai video of me flying off to heaven, I'm cursing BLOODLINES. No one'll be safe. You, your mama, your kids, their kids, your sister's kids, your best friend's grandbabies, your cousin's youngster brothers, ANYONE can get it.
November 22, 2025 at 8:52 PM
If I die and somebody makes an ai video of me flying off to heaven, I'm cursing BLOODLINES. No one'll be safe. You, your mama, your kids, their kids, your sister's kids, your best friend's grandbabies, your cousin's youngster brothers, ANYONE can get it.
The only thing in me burning is the hate within my soul for whoever is running this institution
November 21, 2025 at 6:09 AM
The only thing in me burning is the hate within my soul for whoever is running this institution
Right now I need either a shot of espresso or a line of cocaine whichever one's faster and more effective
November 19, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Right now I need either a shot of espresso or a line of cocaine whichever one's faster and more effective
Something that enrages me to no end is that there are PARKING SPOTS in New York that make MORE IN A WEEK than workers earning minimum wage, AND THEY'RE WORRYING ABOUT THIS NIGGA'S STANCE ON ISRAEL? YOU CAN PARK OUTSIDE OF YOUR JOB AND LOSE! MONEY! WE HAVE BIGGER FISH TO FRY
November 17, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Something that enrages me to no end is that there are PARKING SPOTS in New York that make MORE IN A WEEK than workers earning minimum wage, AND THEY'RE WORRYING ABOUT THIS NIGGA'S STANCE ON ISRAEL? YOU CAN PARK OUTSIDE OF YOUR JOB AND LOSE! MONEY! WE HAVE BIGGER FISH TO FRY
If I go to the internet and phone store and I leave with NO INTERNET and NO PHONE, I'm going back and setting the building on fire because IT CLEARLY DOESN'T NEED TO BE THERE
November 15, 2025 at 10:13 PM
If I go to the internet and phone store and I leave with NO INTERNET and NO PHONE, I'm going back and setting the building on fire because IT CLEARLY DOESN'T NEED TO BE THERE
I wonder how much time it'd save if I was able to travel by trébuche
November 12, 2025 at 5:11 AM
I wonder how much time it'd save if I was able to travel by trébuche
He's a mighty God, but can he beat Goku
November 12, 2025 at 5:03 AM
He's a mighty God, but can he beat Goku
If I had a nickel for every time someone said I spoke like a poet I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird it happened
November 10, 2025 at 10:45 PM
If I had a nickel for every time someone said I spoke like a poet I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird it happened
On the flip side, something I find humorous is that Garnet’s proportions were slightly altered from S2 onward, which happens to NO OTHER character, and no one seems to ever talk about it
November 10, 2025 at 7:05 AM
On the flip side, something I find humorous is that Garnet’s proportions were slightly altered from S2 onward, which happens to NO OTHER character, and no one seems to ever talk about it
こくじんわわれない
November 10, 2025 at 6:05 AM
こくじんわわれない
I'm the token male in almost every friend group I've ever been a part of. That says something about me, I just don't know what it is
November 9, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I'm the token male in almost every friend group I've ever been a part of. That says something about me, I just don't know what it is
There are three things in life you can't escape: death, taxes, and racism
November 9, 2025 at 12:34 AM
There are three things in life you can't escape: death, taxes, and racism