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hime/dreamy
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This was no longer Bowser's turf. This was... Super Mario World.
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i made eiki and komachi icons for an rp me and @tyangerine.newgrounds.com are doing! #touhou
Eiki Shiki, Yamaxanadu with a light green background darkned by a gradient. She holds up the Rod of Remorse with a stern look. She is depicted with a blind right eye while her left eye is black. Komachi Onozuka with a simplistic wave background. She's leaning back while slyly winking at the viewer.
December 3, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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that post made me think of her #umamusume
Read left to right. Matikanefukukitaru is looming over a crystal ball omniously and says, "I can't hang out tonight... I foresaw a dire omen..." Silence Suzuka looks worried and says, Ok man."
November 29, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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the maids in this game fucking suck and i hope they die
November 28, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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magical girl rion-chan <3
November 12, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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the second one is literally this LOL
November 12, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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Eiki: "But not you: You finally developed a self-awareness, which I call the highest virtue because it rights all other sins." Eiki: "'Understand that it is not what you have, but WHO YOU ARE that matters.'" This lines up with Spaztique claiming that "characterization" is valued more in an OC than "character" itself. Spaztique: "Brolli, don't you think you have way, way, waaaaay more equipment than what's needed? Even for Gensokyo?" This is from a cut scene that is only shown in the preview for Diamond in the Rough, once again Spaztique self-inserts to make himself appear as "in the right" and as "the voice of reason".
November 6, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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Tenshi: "But look on the bright side: If Brolli was that much of an issue, the death of thousands is a necessary evil, is it not?" Tewi: "Reisen, if it makes you feel any better, I'm sorry about all that teasing earlier..." Eirin: "In less than a week, her body will reject the—... She'll bleed from—... Y-you get the idea right?" Reisen is ultimately going to miscarry, but you're supposed to feel sorry for HER. Eiki, narrating: "You had no free will: you chased your vices along the same path as ALL of the others."
November 6, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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Yukari, glancing at the viewer: "You don't want to disappoint the audience, do you?" Brolli, in tears: "Reimu was right: I just wanted Gensokyo to be my personal playground! And I've doomed it!" Spaztique is accusing self-insert writers of making Gensokyo "their personal playground" because they are so "overpowered" which makes him angry. Stevo: "Maybe he's just sleeping in again: You know how lazy Jack is." David seems exasperated. This was put in to show that Spaztique input himself and Stevo in the series as "voices of reasons", which is a common thing Spaztique does in his "satires": Putting himself as the one in the right. Marisa: "I hope you're happy Yukari! Now can we PLEASE go back to normal incidents?!" This lines up with how Spaztique complains about people "pigeonholing" him as a dark writer and claiming that DitR was meant to "discourage" darkfics: "Yukari says, "But honestly, people are tired of these grim dark tales." Although one of the things that polarizes people about DitR is being horrendously dark, one of the points DitR makes is that "Dark is not always better." It's a dark tale that's supposed to ask the audience, "Is this what you really want?" Think about it: every time we see Gensokyo by itself, it's pretty enjoyable, but Brolli and his beasts descend into dark, serious fashion."
November 6, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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Reimu, glancing at the audience: "And right now, a sick, perverted enemy is watching us, waiting for us to turn on Brolli, just to prove a point." Spaztique writes the following about this scene: "Reimu's line, "And right now, a sick, perverted enemy is watching us, waiting for us to turn on Brolli, just to prove a point," can refer to Yukari or the audience: as this film goes on, it gets more and more mean-spirited in its fourth-wall-breaks." "WARNING: The following episode is a long downward spiral of violence and emotionall disturbing material. VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED." Again, if DitR wasn't "being made in serious earnest", Spaztique would not include this warning in the 3-part finale. Miko: "If that's your strongest form, why do you need the other three in the first place?" This lines up with Spaztique claiming the following about OC powers: "It follows the same concept of "never make your character so powerful that they cannot easily attain their goal instantly". In this case, even if they beat the first character, they still have a long way to go to get to their main goal. There are plenty of stories where the hero beats a character early on; these are often the mentor characters trying to train the main character for their upcoming journey, to which they will be facing much bigger opponents." Tenshi, smugly: "Even after all this time, you still haven't read the guide."
November 6, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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tw: talk of pregnancy, allusions to underage sex
Lepus, slyly: "If anything happens, I can gladly take the colonel's place." (in having sex with Reisen) Reisen: "So, yeah: We've had sex every night for about eight straight weeks. [Getting pregnant] was bound to happen eventually. Brolli: "Well, holy crap: I'm a father at the age of sixteen." Brolli, in tears: "Stop treating me like a hero! Don't you get I've been using you this whole time?!"
November 6, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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Brolli: "N-no. In fact, I've never read the guide, and I really wish I did." Yukari: "I aksed you to stay back and read the guides, and you didn't. I asked you to train with Reimu, and you didn't. I asked you to stay away from Marisa, and you didn't." Marisa, glancing at the viewer slyly: "At least this beats watchin' gappies, eh?" Once again lines up with Spaztique projecting onto the audience because he thinks self-insert fanfiction is "boring" for not having the Touhou characters fight each other. Otaku: "Man, what I'd give to actually live in one of those action films, be the big hero, get cool weapons, fight big battles, and get all those women..."
November 6, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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Flandre: "Just got to remember: Don't go crazy with your powers. Don't want to be a hypocrite..." Flandre isn't protecting the mansion out of noble intentions, it's just to look "right". Spaztique also insists on having her fight via "spell card rules" just so she can lose to the beasts. To quote, "Even if Flandre used her instant destruction abilities on them, I could have re-written the scene to have them utterly immune to it: again, the point is to show just why we hate horrendously overpowered characters. I did not merely "forget" Flandre's powers, I did not do this to "make the beasts look cool by beating Flandre," I did not do this to show off the beasts' powers: although I wrote this scene to evoke anger, it should be directed at the beasts for violating the rules, not me as the writer for violating the rules. Plus, the fact you're angry at Flandre's defeat by the beasts means I did my job as a writer. Sadly, there'll still be people who will misunderstand this, but I hope everyone else understands what I was going for." Remilia: Oh. That's right. You're not a colonel. You were gapped here by Yukari." Another constant "running gag" is to insist that Brolli isn't really a colonel because "he was just gapped in by Yukari", which makes no sense and it's just to take potshots at Brolli for being "too selfish". Brolli: "Lepus, protect the House of Eternity, and if you lay one finger on Reisen, I'll make sure you end up right back in that seal!" Brolli: "...Why I seduced a lonely moon rabbit, why I ended up leading to the destruction of that mansion..."
November 6, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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Reisen: "Do you love me as much as I love you?" Reisen's dialouge eerily reads of that of someone trying to groom a minor sexually, which is what she's basically doing in her relationship with Brolli. Once again, you are supposed to think Brolli is the one at fault. Meiling: "Even after all these months, someone didn't read the guide." Remilia: "Of course, this means a life a [sic] servitude to me, but we'll protect that love bunny of yours, AND you get my maid on the side!" Sakuya is shown blushing. Remilia: "Timing, little sister. Joke at inappropiate times, and people take it too seriously." Flandre asked Remilia earlier why every gappy thinks she's a "psycho" because she has "morbid humor". Innocuous scene, but it lines up with how Spaztique treats backlash of this series: he insists that people are taking it "too seriously".
November 6, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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Lepus: "And by the way, you two: put a pillow underneath Reisen's lower waist: Trust me. It makes a HUGE difference." This is because putting a pillow allegedly makes the pleasure in coitus "stronger". Spaztique tries to act coy about it in his guide: "All I'll say is that real sex is far different from fantasy sex portrayed in pornography, and the reason there are so many sex positions is not merely to "look cool."" Bear in mind also his original idea for this scene was for an orgy: "Originally, there was to be a running gag/subplot of Brolli sleeping around with all of the members of the House of Eternity, starting with Reisen, but this was cut because it made Brolli far too unlikable. Plus, in the original scene, Aya wasn't there: Tewi just walks in as Brolli and Reisen are going at it, she walks away disturbed, tells Eirin that Brolli and Reisen are doing "adult things," much to her amusement, and Tewi returns with a camera crew. Later in the movie, Kaguya and Brolli would be playing games and decide to do it, only for Tewi to lure Reisen there. Reisen is shocked, but only to say, "Why didn't you invite me?!" She runs into the room, tossing her clothes out into the hall. Tewi asks Eirin to stop them. Eirin rushes in and says, "Stop it! You're doing it all wrong!" Then Eirin tosses her clothes out into the hallway and says, "Allow me to demonstrate!" So, as Tewi watches Brolli get it on with Kaguya, Reisen, and Eirin at the same time, Tewi shrugs and runs in, tossing her clothes out in the hallway." Aya: "You really want to know what I think about you, after all this talk about your swords and powers and your 'colonel's beret'?" Lines up with Spaztique's common complaints about how self-insert fanfic writers don't make their characters "engaging" enough for him to be interested in and "rely" on cool costumes/powers/whatever instead. Tenshi: "Yukari lies about everything. In fact, NEVER believe a story until you know the canon facts." The "canon facts" in questions are just Spaztique's headcanons or tidbits from the books/games that he blatantly gets wrong and tries to pretend it was within his intention when called out. Vic: "Don't you recognize [sic] what you've done?! You turned us into F@#$ing KILLERS!" Spaztique tends to constantly censor swears like "shit" and "fuck" even in scenes that are supposed to be "serious".
November 6, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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Brolli, in shock: "You're old enough to be my mom!" while Reisen looks baffled. Yukari: "USING them? Including the socially starved moon rabbit willing to date you?" A consistent theme in this series is that everyone BLAMES Brolli for the relationship, not Reisen. Brolli: "I want to stay in Gensokyo because I can have everything I can't have in real life and nothing to stop me." Spaztique writes the following in his guide: "...is a common mindset among power fantasy writers, and most of their stories tend to be more of a psychoanalysis of the writer than a true story. Their stories tend to feel like a checklist of the things they wish they could do, but can't, so they live vicariously through the adventures they have in their stories. These lines are probably the most important in the story because it's what the whole deconstruction is focused on: the irony is that Brolli is working harder than ever to keep his fantasy in Gensokyo afloat." Brolli and Reisen are having sex. He doesn't feel anything but she is orgasming. Spaztique claims that the scene is supposed to be "awkward" and "realistic" despite acting like penetration can make a woman climax.
November 6, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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Lepus: "It's a trap, Brolli. Never give a woman too many answers. Be interesting, not interested." Spaztique writes the following about this scene: " Lepus tells Brolli to not reveal anything about himself and figure out Reisen more: yet another legit pickup tactic (but also a base social skill to get rid of selfishness: this one I can recommend if you feel you should only talk about yourself all the time)." Tewi: "Now get your butt back this instant. You're here to sell medicines, not your body." Tenshi: "I might have purposefully lost fights to distract people, but in the end, I've beaten EVERYONE in Gensokyo!" Spaztique tries to backpedal on this by claiming that Tenshi is just lying, but her statement is backed up by Yukari and Sakuya in the series, and he tried to treat it like absolute canon. His only shred of evidence was Tenshi proclaiming on her SWR route that "I lost to everyone on purpose," despite Alice immediately calling her bluff. Yukari, in ecstatic shock: "D-did you actually read the guides?!"
November 6, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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Lepus, in Brolli's thoughts: "Don't worry, kid: You've got me as your wingman. Do as I say, and kiss your v-card goodbye!" Brolli has spotted Reisen in a crowd and thinks the following: "Pants = Satisfied". Marisa: "Sure. Just compliment her and stuff. Her self-esteem is so horribly low, anything will count." Here is also Spaztique's original idea for this scene: "I had another idea where Brolli refuses to let Lepus hypnotize him to be less scared of girls, but then that leads to Brolli having awkward sex with Marisa. This was cut for obvious reasons." (The 'obvious reason' is "It makes Brolli unlikeable".) Brolli-as-Lepus: "It's fine, but it wouldn't it FEEL REALLY NICE if you could MAKE TIME for yourself?" Spaztique proclaims the following in his guide: "Then, you'll notice brackets around "feel really nice" and "make time": those are embedded commands, typical of NLP-based Speed Seduction. Then, when Brolli asks her out for a drink, he doesn't really give her a choice. All through this, he keeps what's known as a "conversation vacuum" to ensure she can't walk away/have any say."
November 6, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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Brolli: "Have a bite. I'm tasty and I know it." Chen: "Even if you had gone, you would have won instantly! Where's the excitement if I know you'll win?!" Spaztique's words on this scene: "Chen is this series Meta Guy: pointing out all of the flaws in the archetypal Gappy story. The actual line, "Nobody likes stories where the hero loses," is actually based on a real argument many novice writers have who don't understand conflict. Even in my first conversation with the real Brolli, he was rather surprised to find you can tell a story where the hero loses. Not only can a hero lose, but it is essential for storytelling." Yukari: "Youkai test humans all the time: You'd know that if you had read the guide." Marisa, flirtatiously: "So, Brolli, how good are you with girls?" Bear in mind for later on: A majority of the women who are romantically associated with Brolli are adults.
November 6, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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Miko: "You would know how I'm reading your desires if you hadn't skipped reading the guidebook twice." I should've mentioned why Spaztique input this recurring "joke" in the series, as he writes, "A running gag in DitR is how everyone talks about how Brolli didn't read the guides. This is a poke a writers who dive into Touhou fiction (or any kind of fiction) without doing their research. I get all of my information from Touhou Wiki, which also hosts Zun's official guidebooks and game transcripts. When I tutor fanfic writers, most of them haven't even heard of the guides." Chen: "I mean, look: It's a village at state, not some brat trying to gain more powers with nothing to stop him." Spaztique admits in his guide that Chen is meant to be sort of a mouthpiece for him and his friend Stevo, as the two have complained about self-insert fanfiction in the past: "The whole scene between Ran and Chen echoes many of my and Stevo's arguments regarding Touhou self-insert fics: between watching the Touhou cast doing what they do best, and a Gappy on a fetch quests with nothing to stop him, we want to watch the Touhou cast shooting stuff." Sakuya: "I have resolved incidents for years, and unlike you, I HAVE read all the guides." This makes no logistical sense because Sakuya is profiled in ONE of the guides (Perfect Memento) and arrived at a time where there wouldn't BE any guides. Sakuya: "Unless you plan on throwing [your swords], they'll be next to useless in a barrage fire duel." Brolli seems offended. This is in reference to Spaztique constantly complaining about Touhou self-insert fanfiction having swords. To quote, "Comic inspired by talking to people who absolutely *insist* on having their characters use swords, even though it makes absolutely no sense in Gensokyo. As we all put it, it's like a samurai vs. a guy with an AK-47: the AK-47 wins." (from his comic, Why Vanilla Swords don't work in Touhou".
November 6, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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Suika: "Come'ere (sic), you alcohol-breathing stud-muffin! Lepus: "In a moment. These humans want me to test the integrity of their mattresses." Brolli and the girls Lepus is hitting on are blushing. Lepus is a character that Spaztique depicts as a "flirty casanova". He becomes even worse as the series goes on. Yukari: "I love it when sex is at stake. A virgin will put ANY price on it, even if it means murdering children." Arturo is shown singing "I'm singing in the rain" as he's raping Keine, as an obvious reference to a similiar scene from "A Clockwork Orange". The censor bar reads "Yes, Arturo raped Keine". This is presented just to shock and disgust the audience considering later Keine doesn't know who Arturo is.
November 6, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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Marisa, flirtatiously: "I hope your body is ready." Remilia: "You know, she's from the outside world, too, and I could really use more human servants, if you catch my drift." (Both Brolli and Sakuya are flustered by this statement.) Marisa: "Well, perhaps if you had started your journey knowing what you were looking for, things would have gone a lot more quickly." Spaztique writes the following in the series' Defenitive Guide: "Marisa' comment on Brolli wandering aimlessly around Gensokyo is another poke at fanfic writers who wander aimlessly around their plots before finally arriving at the actual main plot. What's interesting is we're 5 episodes in, and only now is Brolli getting close to achieving his powers." Yuyuko is naked, and Brolli seems to notice by the fact he's blushing. Yuyuko: "Come on in! The pie is fine!" Even Spaztique points it out in his guide: "I'm also rather surprised that very few people have ever pointed out that Yuyuko is skinny-dipping in that pie: her clothes are clearly lying off to the side, and you'll notice Brolli is blushing."
November 6, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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tw for: depictions of sexual assault, and sexualization of minors.
Yukari: "[The Reimu body pillow]'s never been used. I just use it to remind newcomers of what she looks like." Brolli: "Yeah. [Reimu] was on a body pillow in her library." (Eirin seems flabbergasted by this.) Mokou: "I don't know. But the only surviros I've seen haven't read it, and it's only 166 pages long." Mokou is referring to the book Perfect Memento in Strict Sense, which covers a majority of locations in Gensokyo, has profiles on characters from games 6-9, and a general word-building lore book. Spaztique consistently has the characters get on Brolli's for not reading it (and other books like Bohemian Archive in Japanese Red and Symposium of Post-mysticism) as a "running gag" and he admits it's a way for him to make fun of fanfic writers who "don't read the guides". Marisa: "So, just hold on tight and keep your poking to a minimum". In this scene, Marisa then decides to ease herself and rub up into Brolli's boner.
November 6, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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it's been a while since ive drawn, everyone look at my sweetie pie...
A chibi doodle of Velvet. She is smiling at the viewer while flashing a peace sign.
October 15, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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my friend leif sums it up best tbh
October 13, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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im catching up on feh
October 7, 2025 at 7:26 PM