Jean P Satriale
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Jean P Satriale
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Since the end of the election I’ve been crunching the numbers and, if my math is right, we should put two 6 layer Texas freeway interchanges in the highlighted locations.
November 10, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I’ve found a pic of Scott announcing the precinct results to the nobility of Ward 7
November 9, 2025 at 6:39 PM
From oomf
November 8, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Do not look directly at the court, it’ll hurt your eyes
November 8, 2025 at 1:30 AM
My gut reaction, looking at this map, is the people who encounter the homelessness epidemic everyday voted to remove Jacob from office.

Those who don’t encounter this problem day to day had other concerns not addressed by the other campaigns.
November 6, 2025 at 11:54 PM
In the great Midwest we canvass for a Muslim mayor at the local liquor store @omarfatehmn.com
November 5, 2025 at 1:31 AM
He’s got the juice!
November 4, 2025 at 9:36 PM
November 4, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Hello, Jacob? This is your lawyer, please keep posting this shit.
November 3, 2025 at 7:30 PM
November 1, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Dan is just upset that it’s a bad look to have an anti LGBTQ past
October 23, 2025 at 3:47 PM
It appears that the Alpha Omega Mu fraternity boys can’t keep their story straight
October 13, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Is this anything?
October 10, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Aside from this funny tid-bit courtesy of Eric roper, I wouldn’t say uptown is a ghost town when compared to Steven’s Square. But maybe Lydia is the expert in ghost town related matters as she runs the Steven’s square neighborhood org.
October 9, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Lawn signs say otherwise
October 8, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Lyn-Lake is dead
September 19, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Fantastic sheen sir
September 19, 2025 at 8:54 PM
For anyone who has ever thought this, please refer to the road impact chart
September 19, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Wading into Saint Paul discourse
September 19, 2025 at 4:26 PM
RIP Paul Wellstone, you would love Lydia’s uptown data center plan
August 29, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I’m done with the woke state fair
August 26, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Very nice of the Frey boys to start threatening a white man for a change. I think this might be growth!
August 24, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Weinermobile. Bryant Square Park. Golden hour.
August 20, 2025 at 1:46 AM
In backwards Ramsey County, you have to wait at the polling stations for counts if you want same day results.

So here I am. Waiting.
August 13, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Are you a candidate that didn’t win DFL endorsement? Do you have the right positions™ on the issues?

Have no fear! Slap a sticker on that sign and you’re good to go! You’re entitled to it!
August 8, 2025 at 8:02 PM