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@dreamlandssnail.bsky.social
(Mun and Muse are adults; Admin Age: 24)
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BG: gakuenshitake
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BG: gakuenshitake
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“About time I get recognition and respect from you guys!”
February 1, 2026 at 1:17 AM
“About time I get recognition and respect from you guys!”
"OKAY EVERYONE..."
Kirby held a nuke with a chaotic broken grin
as he held the button in the other hand.
"Give me all the cake in this entire verse
or I will 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 blow popstar and an city up
for an entire week.ᐟ"
Kirby held a nuke with a chaotic broken grin
as he held the button in the other hand.
"Give me all the cake in this entire verse
or I will 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 blow popstar and an city up
for an entire week.ᐟ"
a cartoon character is sitting inside of a purple ball
ALT: a cartoon character is sitting inside of a purple ball
media.tenor.com
February 1, 2026 at 1:08 AM
“Uh... You see-”
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Where does the money even go to?
Where does the money even go to?
“Yeah, yeah. You forget the inhabitants at Dreamland have jobs there and they barely get any raises.”
January 31, 2026 at 2:43 PM
“Uh... You see-”
“Yeah, yeah. You forget the inhabitants at Dreamland have jobs there and they barely get any raises.”
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I still don't understand why Dreamland of all places need taxes. Half of the universe is lazy and don't even work. Most are unemployed.
Althooooough, I wouldn't be opposed to someone offering labor at my company! Just don't expect to get overtime benefits
I still don't understand why Dreamland of all places need taxes. Half of the universe is lazy and don't even work. Most are unemployed.
Althooooough, I wouldn't be opposed to someone offering labor at my company! Just don't expect to get overtime benefits
January 31, 2026 at 2:35 PM
“Yeah, yeah. You forget the inhabitants at Dreamland have jobs there and they barely get any raises.”
“This is getting outta control...”
January 31, 2026 at 6:59 AM
“This is getting outta control...”
“Set by the courtesy of King Dedede, of course.”
"You do taxes here as well? It boggles my mind as to why the Cappies and Waddle Dees haven't thrown a coup d'état by now."
“Pay your taxes in Dreamland, [reader].”
January 31, 2026 at 3:57 AM
“Set by the courtesy of King Dedede, of course.”
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April 24, 2025 at 1:57 AM
“WATCH YOUR PROFANITY.”
"AHEM... 𝑭𝑼𝑪𝑲.ᐟ"
January 31, 2026 at 3:06 AM
“WATCH YOUR PROFANITY.”
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“No, I meant as in to WATCH YOUR MOUTH ON WHAT YOU’RE SAYING.”
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Yes. Language is necessary to communicate in a functioning society
Yes. Language is necessary to communicate in a functioning society
“LANGUAGE.”
January 31, 2026 at 2:53 AM
“No, I meant as in to WATCH YOUR MOUTH ON WHAT YOU’RE SAYING.”
“LANGUAGE.”
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Because fuck you that's why
Because fuck you that's why
“WHY IS EVERYONE THROWING PROFANITY AROUND?!”
January 31, 2026 at 2:30 AM
“LANGUAGE.”
“WHY IS EVERYONE THROWING PROFANITY AROUND?!”
January 31, 2026 at 2:24 AM
“WHY IS EVERYONE THROWING PROFANITY AROUND?!”
“Once a year, everyone in Dreamland is required to do their taxes under the orders of King Dedede. Failure to do so will result ya’ in eviction.”
"Hmm, that's funny, Dedede never told me there'd be TAXES when we started."
"Hell, I overheard the Waddle Dee Corps sayin' the same thing just this morning, kept begging me to talk to you about it!"
"So what's been goin' on? why all the taxes all of a sudden?"
"Hell, I overheard the Waddle Dee Corps sayin' the same thing just this morning, kept begging me to talk to you about it!"
"So what's been goin' on? why all the taxes all of a sudden?"
“It happens once a year, you should’ve had it written down!”
January 30, 2026 at 11:00 PM
“Once a year, everyone in Dreamland is required to do their taxes under the orders of King Dedede. Failure to do so will result ya’ in eviction.”
“IT’S IN HIS SIRE’S CASTLE.”
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Oh yeah? Where is the proof? Because I don't see it anywhere
Oh yeah? Where is the proof? Because I don't see it anywhere
January 30, 2026 at 10:53 PM
“IT’S IN HIS SIRE’S CASTLE.”
“It happens once a year, you should’ve had it written down!”
"Well he would've told me in advance! he always does!"
“Oh yeah? How come Dedede made an announcement of them?”
January 30, 2026 at 10:37 PM
“It happens once a year, you should’ve had it written down!”
“Oh yeah? How come Dedede made an announcement of them?”
*Sigh*
"Escargoon... We don't HAVE taxes though..."
"Escargoon... We don't HAVE taxes though..."
January 30, 2026 at 10:22 PM
“Oh yeah? How come Dedede made an announcement of them?”
“We do! Whether you like it or not!”
January 30, 2026 at 7:42 PM
“We do! Whether you like it or not!”
“Pay your taxes in Dreamland, [reader].”
January 30, 2026 at 5:55 PM
“Pay your taxes in Dreamland, [reader].”
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The servant to the Goddess of Power.
Dinraal
Dinraal
January 16, 2025 at 11:26 PM
The servant to the Goddess of Power.
Dinraal
Dinraal
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The Servant of the Goddess of Courage.
Farosh
Farosh
November 2, 2025 at 12:32 AM
The Servant of the Goddess of Courage.
Farosh
Farosh
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