@dreadpiratedave.bsky.social
“Were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter.”
~Thomas Jefferson
~Thomas Jefferson
And appearing next summer, at "Quackapalooza"™, Smallpox, Diptheria, and Tetanus!
(Special appearance by Dengue!)
Be there and be square!
Or rectangular! ⚰️
(Special appearance by Dengue!)
Be there and be square!
Or rectangular! ⚰️
December 11, 2025 at 4:19 PM
And appearing next summer, at "Quackapalooza"™, Smallpox, Diptheria, and Tetanus!
(Special appearance by Dengue!)
Be there and be square!
Or rectangular! ⚰️
(Special appearance by Dengue!)
Be there and be square!
Or rectangular! ⚰️
Finally remembered who he reminds me of. Tim Calhoun.
November 21, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Finally remembered who he reminds me of. Tim Calhoun.
Cows are notoriously excellent fence climbers.
November 17, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Cows are notoriously excellent fence climbers.
SNEAK PEEK OF TRUMP'S NEW "BALLROOM"
and don't miss the flea market on Sunday mornings!
and don't miss the flea market on Sunday mornings!
October 22, 2025 at 10:19 PM
SNEAK PEEK OF TRUMP'S NEW "BALLROOM"
and don't miss the flea market on Sunday mornings!
and don't miss the flea market on Sunday mornings!
Trump doesn't need a ballroom because he has no balls. TACO.
This will be used for WWE events, boxing matches, gun shows, Trump Home Shopping Network (coming in *checks notes* two weeks), and probably a flea market on Sundays which he can oversee as The Grand Duke of Grift.
This will be used for WWE events, boxing matches, gun shows, Trump Home Shopping Network (coming in *checks notes* two weeks), and probably a flea market on Sundays which he can oversee as The Grand Duke of Grift.
October 20, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Trump doesn't need a ballroom because he has no balls. TACO.
This will be used for WWE events, boxing matches, gun shows, Trump Home Shopping Network (coming in *checks notes* two weeks), and probably a flea market on Sundays which he can oversee as The Grand Duke of Grift.
This will be used for WWE events, boxing matches, gun shows, Trump Home Shopping Network (coming in *checks notes* two weeks), and probably a flea market on Sundays which he can oversee as The Grand Duke of Grift.
Quite the resume...
October 13, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Quite the resume...
All he knows about Africa came from watching Tarzan movies as a kid.
August 26, 2025 at 2:19 PM
All he knows about Africa came from watching Tarzan movies as a kid.
Melania 2.0
Why would you not believe her?
Why would you not believe her?
August 26, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Melania 2.0
Why would you not believe her?
Why would you not believe her?
Calvin Candie loves the idea.
August 15, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Calvin Candie loves the idea.
And when it's over, Trump will walk to the podium, head down, shoulders slumped, and say, "President Putin strongly made his point about Alaska so I'm convinced we should give it back. I mean, after all, that Trump Tower Moscow isn't going to build itself."
August 9, 2025 at 12:46 PM
And when it's over, Trump will walk to the podium, head down, shoulders slumped, and say, "President Putin strongly made his point about Alaska so I'm convinced we should give it back. I mean, after all, that Trump Tower Moscow isn't going to build itself."
From @RepAndyHarrisMD
The "woke" horror of Antiques Roadshow, Masterpiece Theater, Nature, Nova, and *gasp* Donkey Hodie!
(clutches pearls)
Please, Dr. Harris, save us from the scourge of All Creatures Great & Small, Sesame Street, & *shudder*, This Old House!
The "woke" horror of Antiques Roadshow, Masterpiece Theater, Nature, Nova, and *gasp* Donkey Hodie!
(clutches pearls)
Please, Dr. Harris, save us from the scourge of All Creatures Great & Small, Sesame Street, & *shudder*, This Old House!
July 22, 2025 at 1:53 PM
From @RepAndyHarrisMD
The "woke" horror of Antiques Roadshow, Masterpiece Theater, Nature, Nova, and *gasp* Donkey Hodie!
(clutches pearls)
Please, Dr. Harris, save us from the scourge of All Creatures Great & Small, Sesame Street, & *shudder*, This Old House!
The "woke" horror of Antiques Roadshow, Masterpiece Theater, Nature, Nova, and *gasp* Donkey Hodie!
(clutches pearls)
Please, Dr. Harris, save us from the scourge of All Creatures Great & Small, Sesame Street, & *shudder*, This Old House!
I see it as Leonard Leo is Dr. Frankenstein & Trump is the monster.
Either way, let's hope the villagers arrive soon.
Either way, let's hope the villagers arrive soon.
July 13, 2025 at 12:43 PM
I see it as Leonard Leo is Dr. Frankenstein & Trump is the monster.
Either way, let's hope the villagers arrive soon.
Either way, let's hope the villagers arrive soon.
Lil' Donnie "Two Weeks"
June 20, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Lil' Donnie "Two Weeks"
The horse is out of the barn. GFY KNUS.
June 18, 2025 at 5:30 PM
The horse is out of the barn. GFY KNUS.
🎵 Nobody likes me
Everybody hates me
Guess I'll go eat worms
Long, thin, slimy ones
Short, fat, juicy ones
Itsy, bitsy, fuzzy, wuzzy worms.
Down goes the first one
Down goes the second one
Oh, how they wiggle and squirm... 🎶
Everybody hates me
Guess I'll go eat worms
Long, thin, slimy ones
Short, fat, juicy ones
Itsy, bitsy, fuzzy, wuzzy worms.
Down goes the first one
Down goes the second one
Oh, how they wiggle and squirm... 🎶
June 15, 2025 at 2:05 PM
🎵 Nobody likes me
Everybody hates me
Guess I'll go eat worms
Long, thin, slimy ones
Short, fat, juicy ones
Itsy, bitsy, fuzzy, wuzzy worms.
Down goes the first one
Down goes the second one
Oh, how they wiggle and squirm... 🎶
Everybody hates me
Guess I'll go eat worms
Long, thin, slimy ones
Short, fat, juicy ones
Itsy, bitsy, fuzzy, wuzzy worms.
Down goes the first one
Down goes the second one
Oh, how they wiggle and squirm... 🎶
Looks familiar... Ohhhh, riiiight.
Another chubby guy with a bad hairdo, an ill-fitting suit, and the emotional stability of a 13 year old boy.
Another chubby guy with a bad hairdo, an ill-fitting suit, and the emotional stability of a 13 year old boy.
June 13, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Looks familiar... Ohhhh, riiiight.
Another chubby guy with a bad hairdo, an ill-fitting suit, and the emotional stability of a 13 year old boy.
Another chubby guy with a bad hairdo, an ill-fitting suit, and the emotional stability of a 13 year old boy.