Dread Pirate Brown
@dreadpiratebrown.bsky.social
Father of twin girls, Clevelander, front end developer, actor, writer, metal head, musician, geek/nerd, goddamned liberal atheist. Not a sports fan.
How art thou having internet issues
When thou hast internet to say to me
That thou art having internet issues?
When thou hast internet to say to me
That thou art having internet issues?
March 12, 2025 at 1:50 PM
How art thou having internet issues
When thou hast internet to say to me
That thou art having internet issues?
When thou hast internet to say to me
That thou art having internet issues?
Remember, if you are taking antidepressants, don't eat grapefruit. Because grapefruit is disgusting. You're already depressed, why make it worse?
January 31, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Remember, if you are taking antidepressants, don't eat grapefruit. Because grapefruit is disgusting. You're already depressed, why make it worse?
Things I expect to hear from the back seat:
“I’m hungry.”
“I need to pee.”
“Look, cows!”
Things I don’t expect to hear:
“Daddy, what’s a colonoscopy?”
“I’m hungry.”
“I need to pee.”
“Look, cows!”
Things I don’t expect to hear:
“Daddy, what’s a colonoscopy?”
November 28, 2024 at 3:53 PM
Things I expect to hear from the back seat:
“I’m hungry.”
“I need to pee.”
“Look, cows!”
Things I don’t expect to hear:
“Daddy, what’s a colonoscopy?”
“I’m hungry.”
“I need to pee.”
“Look, cows!”
Things I don’t expect to hear:
“Daddy, what’s a colonoscopy?”