Dreadedmamma (Jelene)
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Dreadedmamma (Jelene)
@dreadedmamma.bsky.social
Mom, wife, bi 🏳️‍🌈, American Transplant 🇺🇸🇸🇪, avid reader 📚 speaks both English and Swedish
It is true 🫤 30K to give birth with very small complications in the US w/ 12 hour stay. 80 dollars to give birth in Sweden w/ induction and a 4 day stay (jaundice) and that was for food
February 17, 2025 at 10:45 AM
I profusely apologize to the entire world I gave birth to this 😜
February 17, 2025 at 9:15 AM
I don't judge.....
January 31, 2025 at 5:17 AM
🤣
January 31, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Some moms just aren't as awesome as me ❤️😘
January 31, 2025 at 5:03 AM
❤️ All bodies are beautiful
January 31, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Scoop my eyes out with a spork
January 17, 2025 at 1:07 PM
This series is awesome, waiting for the curios shop to release cause you just know it's gonna be good
January 17, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Awwww
January 17, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Bah...I am waiting for floors to dry 😋 I get a break cause I purposely use just a smidge more water so I can read social media longer 😈
January 17, 2025 at 9:46 AM
*sigh* I am sorry to the people.....I gave birth to this. My humble apologies 🖖
January 17, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Go to bed ❤️ Mamma
January 17, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Exactly 😁
January 17, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Meh I'm in the don't give a shit category 😁 You deserve heart palpitations for being nosy 🤣
January 17, 2025 at 5:29 AM
❤️
January 16, 2025 at 7:36 AM
I absolutely loved this book 😍 Moral clueless serial killers just make me happy 😁
January 16, 2025 at 6:42 AM
I'll ride with you ❤️ cause yeah mine aren't much better 🤣
January 16, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Yay can't wait to read our beloved fae serial killer 😈
January 16, 2025 at 6:27 AM
And here I am on the subway with a book that has someone in ropes on the cover ❤️ Go you two...I LOVE the books so far!
January 15, 2025 at 8:40 AM
❤️
January 13, 2025 at 5:45 AM