I assume it’s because every time Trent Reznor has an existential crisis, he finds himself in his local IKEA store. “What have I become, my Swedish friend?” he would ask, slowly shuffling through the one-way. For why can’t a man also be easy-to-assemble?

What a load of drivel. I truly hope for your sake you’re a bot account,

Charlie Kirk couldn’t stand empathy, so anyone “sending love” is showing him dishonour. The people making jokes though, they’re showing a lack of empathy he would have respected.

If I was standing next to Trent Reznor, I wouldn’t know what to do with my arms either, Nathan.

Mentioning Thunberg is a good red flag test. Watch as seemingly reasonable dudes start to foam at the mouth, their eyes turning red, hands contorting into claws, and you know the kind of toxic media they consume.

How to get Ahead in Advertising deserves more love. Dog bless Richard E. Grant.

1st rule of Game Changer:

You do not know the 1st rule of Game Changer.

To misquote Sinéad O’Connor singing a Loretta Lynn song, failure has made a success of your home. Congrats.

dEUS were one of my favourite bands growing up in the 90s. Between them, Evil Superstars, Soulwax and Zita Swoon, Belgium was a real hot bed. God bless MTV Europe back when it was still weird.

Yeah. It’s an old joke. Hence the quote marks.

“Never use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.”