god's favorite goblin
drdikdik.bsky.social
god's favorite goblin
@drdikdik.bsky.social
manic pixie dream gob
i remember in 2020 i thot that amogus music was kinda scary
February 2, 2026 at 7:03 PM
she think on my therefore until i am
February 2, 2026 at 5:51 PM
kill not the part which is cringe, but the part which cringes
February 1, 2026 at 4:15 AM
"whats the deal with airline food

you're telling me my 17 year girlfriend is supposed to eat this shit"
-Jerry Seinfeld probably
January 31, 2026 at 7:40 PM
actually im only at the beginning of my rope
January 31, 2026 at 5:33 PM
daddys lil goblin
January 30, 2026 at 1:03 PM
etends moi
January 29, 2026 at 11:39 PM
i heart nicolas stickington
January 29, 2026 at 5:04 PM
sometimes ur the rat
sometimes ur the cheese

welcome to the rat race, baby
January 29, 2026 at 2:24 PM
ive become the leader of the CC bar rats
January 27, 2026 at 10:45 PM
nicolas stickington
January 27, 2026 at 6:59 PM
every bog has a log
every doug has his day
January 26, 2026 at 10:33 PM
i fucked the green m&m and all i got was this lousy mini handheld m&m dispenser
i fucked joe camel and all i got was this pack of cigarettes
January 26, 2026 at 4:06 PM
oops im sleezin again
January 26, 2026 at 3:29 PM
i fucked joe camel and all i got was this pack of cigarettes
January 24, 2026 at 2:43 AM
i got domed off on the venga bus and all i got was this lousy t-shirt
January 23, 2026 at 5:47 PM
chopped cheese is just a sloppy joe hold the slop
January 23, 2026 at 3:13 AM
brody with the biden harris hat
have some self respect brobro
January 23, 2026 at 3:06 AM
im like the negative version of the KFC slogan

toe suckin' evil
January 20, 2026 at 11:40 PM
workin' on the squeakend like usual 🐀
January 20, 2026 at 6:35 PM
sleezin' mcgeezin'
January 20, 2026 at 3:42 PM
I wish it was the yoga bitch fat shaming me instead of the robot on wii fit
January 19, 2026 at 2:38 AM
wii fit highscorin with w menthol in the mouth
January 18, 2026 at 4:36 PM
sleezin' szn
January 18, 2026 at 4:25 PM
so youre telling me i quit weed for nothing? 😔
January 18, 2026 at 3:53 AM