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I’m waiting for someone to convince me he can’t declare martial law in October and suspend elections. This was reportedly mentioned at a conservative youth conference yesterday in Nashville.
February 11, 2026 at 3:05 AM
I’m waiting for someone to convince me he can’t declare martial law in October and suspend elections. This was reportedly mentioned at a conservative youth conference yesterday in Nashville.
What’s to stop him from declaring martial law in October. Seriously
February 2, 2026 at 1:53 AM
What’s to stop him from declaring martial law in October. Seriously
Wake up and do what exactly!?
January 29, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Wake up and do what exactly!?
Agreed. Ignoring blatant missed calls was one issue.
January 20, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Agreed. Ignoring blatant missed calls was one issue.
No shit Dick Tracy
October 14, 2025 at 5:26 PM
No shit Dick Tracy
Happy Birthday Mark!
September 25, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Happy Birthday Mark!
The call is coming from INSIDE the house!
September 22, 2025 at 1:46 PM
The call is coming from INSIDE the house!
The Human Torch
May 26, 2025 at 11:00 AM
The Human Torch
Can’t explain it, but I know for certain that meth completely eliminates appetite.
May 10, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Can’t explain it, but I know for certain that meth completely eliminates appetite.
She is correct. I also hold a doctorate in clinical psychology
May 9, 2025 at 11:19 AM
She is correct. I also hold a doctorate in clinical psychology
Nobody smoking meth is lookin for an Arby’s.
May 9, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Nobody smoking meth is lookin for an Arby’s.
Did not see that coming.
May 8, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Did not see that coming.
Gotta pay cash for the gigolo.
April 28, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Gotta pay cash for the gigolo.
There are 1-2 sightseeing helicopter crashes per year in Hawaii
April 24, 2025 at 10:42 AM
There are 1-2 sightseeing helicopter crashes per year in Hawaii
Yeah, let’s all hope it’s not Michael Flynn!
April 22, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Yeah, let’s all hope it’s not Michael Flynn!
Have you heard my paper joke? It’s tearable
February 28, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Have you heard my paper joke? It’s tearable
It’s okay to love your pets, just don’t LOVE your pets!
February 21, 2025 at 2:41 AM
It’s okay to love your pets, just don’t LOVE your pets!