Unbalanced
@drcr.bsky.social
unbalanced accountant. faithful doggo henchperson. aromantic romance reader.
all pies are bad. eat cake instead.
November 25, 2025 at 11:20 PM
all pies are bad. eat cake instead.
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i’m not crying you’re crying
xkcd: Fifteen Years
xkcd: Fifteen Years
Fifteen Years
xkcd.com
November 25, 2025 at 1:58 AM
i’m not crying you’re crying
xkcd: Fifteen Years
xkcd: Fifteen Years
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Ok palate cleanse time. In case you missed it, here's my most popular post ever
4 yrs ago today, a family member managed a truly spectacular own goal, splintered his domestic bliss, & in the process, united the world for a day.
On popular request, I shall now recreate the livetweet thread from that day
So gather around children, for this is the tale of The Rice Truck Saga
On popular request, I shall now recreate the livetweet thread from that day
So gather around children, for this is the tale of The Rice Truck Saga
November 23, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Ok palate cleanse time. In case you missed it, here's my most popular post ever
for no particular reason thought I'd mention that I moved from Gmail to Fastmail a while back, and it's been great.
all my messages came with me, and it works roughly the same except where Fastmail is better.
www.fastmail.com/blog/not-wri...
all my messages came with me, and it works roughly the same except where Fastmail is better.
www.fastmail.com/blog/not-wri...
This blog post was not written with AI
Email immutability matters even more in a world of AI. Here is how we enable your use of your data, in line with our values.
www.fastmail.com
November 21, 2025 at 11:13 PM
for no particular reason thought I'd mention that I moved from Gmail to Fastmail a while back, and it's been great.
all my messages came with me, and it works roughly the same except where Fastmail is better.
www.fastmail.com/blog/not-wri...
all my messages came with me, and it works roughly the same except where Fastmail is better.
www.fastmail.com/blog/not-wri...
things I wish I'd realized/been told before having an upper front tooth extracted:
1) I have a lisp now
2) using the Rx mouthwash makes a mess, my lips won't stay sealed
1) I have a lisp now
2) using the Rx mouthwash makes a mess, my lips won't stay sealed
November 18, 2025 at 12:39 AM
things I wish I'd realized/been told before having an upper front tooth extracted:
1) I have a lisp now
2) using the Rx mouthwash makes a mess, my lips won't stay sealed
1) I have a lisp now
2) using the Rx mouthwash makes a mess, my lips won't stay sealed
it is 10:05am. I have been at the office for 25 minutes. I have already eaten the lunch I brought.
November 13, 2025 at 3:05 PM
it is 10:05am. I have been at the office for 25 minutes. I have already eaten the lunch I brought.
I have one eye and tried to use scissors to cut the couple tiny hairs above my ear that I missed with the trimmer. someone please save me from myself.
November 10, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I have one eye and tried to use scissors to cut the couple tiny hairs above my ear that I missed with the trimmer. someone please save me from myself.
a good ending to a bad brain day
October 30, 2025 at 9:53 PM
a good ending to a bad brain day
that's cold comfort, Frog.
October 26, 2025 at 1:06 PM
that's cold comfort, Frog.
my favorite season has arrived: dogs-in-coats season
October 24, 2025 at 6:03 PM
my favorite season has arrived: dogs-in-coats season
one of the many things I love about Virginia is that I'm not allergic to fall here.
October 14, 2025 at 1:21 AM
one of the many things I love about Virginia is that I'm not allergic to fall here.
FedEx is the worst "the recipient was unavailable"
the recipient is a front porch, asshole
the recipient is a front porch, asshole
October 10, 2025 at 9:11 PM
FedEx is the worst "the recipient was unavailable"
the recipient is a front porch, asshole
the recipient is a front porch, asshole
it's been 12 years, and for the first time I'm remembering my year in north Georgia and thinking "you did great!" instead of "you idiot, you traumatized yourself!"
October 10, 2025 at 2:59 PM
it's been 12 years, and for the first time I'm remembering my year in north Georgia and thinking "you did great!" instead of "you idiot, you traumatized yourself!"
I was waiting all day for a book delivery and they sent the wrong book
a man in a suit and tie is crying in the rain
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is crying in the rain (David Tennant as Doctor Who)
media.tenor.com
October 8, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I was waiting all day for a book delivery and they sent the wrong book
took Mister for a little "hike" on a level paved trail and neither of us fell down
October 7, 2025 at 5:46 PM
took Mister for a little "hike" on a level paved trail and neither of us fell down
today in monocular vision challenges
October 5, 2025 at 9:44 PM
today in monocular vision challenges
fruit tastes so much better when someone else has cut it up for me.
October 1, 2025 at 4:56 PM
fruit tastes so much better when someone else has cut it up for me.
THE POINT OF CARAMELIZING ONIONS IS TO PRACTICE PATIENCE for crying out loud stop telling me about your slow cooker caramelized onion recipe
September 28, 2025 at 2:54 PM
THE POINT OF CARAMELIZING ONIONS IS TO PRACTICE PATIENCE for crying out loud stop telling me about your slow cooker caramelized onion recipe
it's Roark not Roark!
9/27 – TANNER ROARK
RHP, 2013-18
Traded from TEX for Cristian Guzman (who played only 15 more MLB games), became stalwart member of winning rotations, going 64-54 with 3.59 ERA in 182 games (141 starts). Traded to CIN for Tanner Rainey, started only 43 more MLB games.
RHP, 2013-18
Traded from TEX for Cristian Guzman (who played only 15 more MLB games), became stalwart member of winning rotations, going 64-54 with 3.59 ERA in 182 games (141 starts). Traded to CIN for Tanner Rainey, started only 43 more MLB games.
September 28, 2025 at 12:31 PM
it's Roark not Roark!
I haven't told my therapist yet about how no-context Frog and Toad quotes are giving me a little too much insight into my psychological development.
September 28, 2025 at 12:24 PM
I haven't told my therapist yet about how no-context Frog and Toad quotes are giving me a little too much insight into my psychological development.
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9/19 – WILSON RAMOS
C, 2010-16
Acquired from Twins for Matt Capps, “The Buffalo” developed into All-Star catcher who hit .268/.313/.430 with 83 HR, 320 RBI in 578 games for Nats, overcoming two torn ACLs. Finished 12-year career with 136 HR, 534 RBI.
C, 2010-16
Acquired from Twins for Matt Capps, “The Buffalo” developed into All-Star catcher who hit .268/.313/.430 with 83 HR, 320 RBI in 578 games for Nats, overcoming two torn ACLs. Finished 12-year career with 136 HR, 534 RBI.
September 19, 2025 at 11:13 AM
9/19 – WILSON RAMOS
C, 2010-16
Acquired from Twins for Matt Capps, “The Buffalo” developed into All-Star catcher who hit .268/.313/.430 with 83 HR, 320 RBI in 578 games for Nats, overcoming two torn ACLs. Finished 12-year career with 136 HR, 534 RBI.
C, 2010-16
Acquired from Twins for Matt Capps, “The Buffalo” developed into All-Star catcher who hit .268/.313/.430 with 83 HR, 320 RBI in 578 games for Nats, overcoming two torn ACLs. Finished 12-year career with 136 HR, 534 RBI.
endorse. why audible when you can libro.
I love libro.fm and you should switch your monthly membership to them
September 13, 2025 at 11:31 AM
endorse. why audible when you can libro.
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Sedation dentistry is no longer weird. Phone cameras are really good. The price of solar panels has dropped by tens of thousands. Southern white rhinos, giant pandas, Arabian oryx and Stellar sea lions are no longer endangered.
And, I can testify, modern cancer treatments are fucking amazing.
And, I can testify, modern cancer treatments are fucking amazing.
Please give me an unironic list of things that have gotten better over the last ten years because I’m spiraling.
I’ll start: you can buy an enormous TV from Costco for like $100 bucks now.
I’ll start: you can buy an enormous TV from Costco for like $100 bucks now.
September 12, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Sedation dentistry is no longer weird. Phone cameras are really good. The price of solar panels has dropped by tens of thousands. Southern white rhinos, giant pandas, Arabian oryx and Stellar sea lions are no longer endangered.
And, I can testify, modern cancer treatments are fucking amazing.
And, I can testify, modern cancer treatments are fucking amazing.
leave the leaves, Toad!
September 12, 2025 at 1:42 PM
leave the leaves, Toad!