Dr. Chooch MD PhD DDS
drchoochmd.bsky.social
Dr. Chooch MD PhD DDS
@drchoochmd.bsky.social
Not a real doctor

IT Professional, Aging Punk, Mustache Haver

33, he/him
Just a shout-out to the @theonion.com for making what is still the absolute funniest 9/11 ad of all time. This is a deal I will never forget!
September 11, 2025 at 12:43 PM
The fruits (technically gourds) of my chaos gardening in front of my apartment building!
September 2, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Shout out to the Two Crow Collective for this fucking RAD PBS collaboration! I couldn't be more stoked to rock this shirt and slap this patch on my vest.
August 23, 2025 at 12:13 AM
These guys that randomly showed up and started redoing the roof over my office really know how to fuck up my vibe
August 22, 2025 at 7:22 PM
My Monday morning vibe not wanting to go to work
August 4, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Man, this is why I'm not allowed into the record store unsupervised. #vinyl #vinylcollecting
August 3, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Saw a guy so committed to the 90's vibe yesterday he was on inline skates. Must have been channeling his inner Brink
July 28, 2025 at 1:53 PM
If you're like me and are in your 30's, you remember AIM being the default chat platform to talk to friends online. Well, great news, everyone! I spun up a personal AIM server for me and the rest of my dumb friends. Spoiler alert - the nostalgia is real and it's as good as you remember.
June 19, 2025 at 5:48 PM
For those (the single one of you) who wants to see it - I present you with the blowout.
May 29, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Today's incredibly fruitful trip to the record store on lunch!
May 28, 2025 at 6:47 PM
May I present you with the cuck chairs in my local bar's bathroom.
May 27, 2025 at 1:10 AM
May 23, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Was Charlie The Unicorn our generations's Skibidi Toilet?!
April 28, 2025 at 8:24 PM
How today feels so far
April 24, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Made the decision to buy an adult-sized children's bike. It's pretty fun. Coaster brake and all.
April 15, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Why do all bowling alleys fit into two categories? Either the exact same since the 40's or the "I'm a fun mom" style?
March 27, 2025 at 3:49 AM
This tickled me
March 26, 2025 at 6:13 PM
@uproar.is.eepy.now I found my Millencolin coaster! It's seen better days but it's still kicking around
March 16, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Low key punk rock morning
March 16, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Today's vinyl snags. Dwarves album The Dwarves Must Die not pictured for obvious reasons
March 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Our turkey has taken flight! #tattoosky #tattoo #turkeytime
March 8, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Getting me a flying turkey tattoo
March 8, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Man, Clarissa would have a hard time explaining it all in 2025
March 6, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Sleepy office loaf for your enjoyment
March 5, 2025 at 9:16 PM
When someone says something absolutely wild in a conversation with complete nonchalance
March 4, 2025 at 3:20 AM