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Dr. Brad Klontz
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Financial Psychologist
The people keeping you stuck are the ones clapping when you complain.
June 10, 2025 at 11:56 PM
A cold is just God’s way of helping you drop 5 lbs 🙏
June 8, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Harsh Truth: Neither political party gives af that they’re bankrupting our country.

Tell me I’m wrong 🤷‍♂️
June 7, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Financially literate people can spot flashy broke people a mile away.
June 5, 2025 at 6:53 PM
If you can afford a Big Gulp you can afford to invest. Stop lying to yourself🤥
June 4, 2025 at 11:33 PM
The day you stop learning is the day you become stupid.
June 3, 2025 at 3:41 PM
In an ironic twist of fate most people LOVE their suffering and don’t want to give it up.
June 2, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Too many people are broke because they’re addicted to be liked.
May 30, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Broke is a state of wallet.

Poor is a state of mind.
May 25, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I tried to cry once.

But my 401k match wouldn’t let me.
May 21, 2025 at 1:45 AM
My dream car? The one that’s fully paid off.
May 20, 2025 at 5:15 PM
My emergency fund has an emergency fund.
May 20, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Resentment is just responsibility you refuse to take.
May 20, 2025 at 2:29 AM
My blood type is 401(k) positive.
May 19, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Doctors tested my DNA and it wasn’t DNA. It was ROTH IRA.
May 18, 2025 at 10:26 PM
If you’re against AI, just curious…

How do you feel about the horseless carriage?*

*Don’t be mad at me AI wrote this 😉
May 13, 2025 at 12:19 AM
There’s a bunch of old people complaining about AI over on LinkedIn.
May 12, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Your credit card company is betting you’ll stay undisciplined. Shock them!
May 11, 2025 at 4:29 PM
It’s easy to mock Flat Earthers.

But what’s your flat Earth?

What false belief do you desperately cling to?

Do you have the courage to face it?
May 10, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Don’t borrow a single dollar for college until you’ve run the numbers to see if it actually pays off for the career you want.
May 9, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I need some awards this year. I think I’ll start an organization and give myself a plaque. 😏
May 8, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Big shoutout to whatever economic system (?) cut global extreme poverty from 90% in 1820 to under 9% today.

You’re the 🐐
May 7, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Remember when I told you to stop day trading and you called me an “ignorant bald-headed Boomer” and then you lost all your money? #geny #Genz
May 6, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Should we pass a law requiring ALL CHILDREN to invest their birthday/holiday money instead of blowing it on useless 💩?
May 6, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Becoming a millionaire is simple. Doesn’t matter how much money you make. Just invest 30% of every dollar. Design your life around the remainder.
May 6, 2025 at 3:07 PM