The people keeping you stuck are the ones clapping when you complain.
June 10, 2025 at 11:56 PM
The people keeping you stuck are the ones clapping when you complain.
A cold is just God’s way of helping you drop 5 lbs 🙏
June 8, 2025 at 3:29 PM
A cold is just God’s way of helping you drop 5 lbs 🙏
Harsh Truth: Neither political party gives af that they’re bankrupting our country.
Tell me I’m wrong 🤷♂️
Tell me I’m wrong 🤷♂️
June 7, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Harsh Truth: Neither political party gives af that they’re bankrupting our country.
Tell me I’m wrong 🤷♂️
Tell me I’m wrong 🤷♂️
Financially literate people can spot flashy broke people a mile away.
June 5, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Financially literate people can spot flashy broke people a mile away.
If you can afford a Big Gulp you can afford to invest. Stop lying to yourself🤥
June 4, 2025 at 11:33 PM
If you can afford a Big Gulp you can afford to invest. Stop lying to yourself🤥
The day you stop learning is the day you become stupid.
June 3, 2025 at 3:41 PM
The day you stop learning is the day you become stupid.
In an ironic twist of fate most people LOVE their suffering and don’t want to give it up.
June 2, 2025 at 9:42 PM
In an ironic twist of fate most people LOVE their suffering and don’t want to give it up.
Too many people are broke because they’re addicted to be liked.
May 30, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Too many people are broke because they’re addicted to be liked.
Broke is a state of wallet.
Poor is a state of mind.
Poor is a state of mind.
May 25, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Broke is a state of wallet.
Poor is a state of mind.
Poor is a state of mind.
I tried to cry once.
But my 401k match wouldn’t let me.
But my 401k match wouldn’t let me.
May 21, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I tried to cry once.
But my 401k match wouldn’t let me.
But my 401k match wouldn’t let me.
My dream car? The one that’s fully paid off.
May 20, 2025 at 5:15 PM
My dream car? The one that’s fully paid off.
My emergency fund has an emergency fund.
May 20, 2025 at 2:45 PM
My emergency fund has an emergency fund.
Resentment is just responsibility you refuse to take.
May 20, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Resentment is just responsibility you refuse to take.
My blood type is 401(k) positive.
May 19, 2025 at 12:28 PM
My blood type is 401(k) positive.
Doctors tested my DNA and it wasn’t DNA. It was ROTH IRA.
May 18, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Doctors tested my DNA and it wasn’t DNA. It was ROTH IRA.
If you’re against AI, just curious…
How do you feel about the horseless carriage?*
*Don’t be mad at me AI wrote this 😉
How do you feel about the horseless carriage?*
*Don’t be mad at me AI wrote this 😉
May 13, 2025 at 12:19 AM
If you’re against AI, just curious…
How do you feel about the horseless carriage?*
*Don’t be mad at me AI wrote this 😉
How do you feel about the horseless carriage?*
*Don’t be mad at me AI wrote this 😉
There’s a bunch of old people complaining about AI over on LinkedIn.
May 12, 2025 at 9:37 PM
There’s a bunch of old people complaining about AI over on LinkedIn.
Your credit card company is betting you’ll stay undisciplined. Shock them!
May 11, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Your credit card company is betting you’ll stay undisciplined. Shock them!
It’s easy to mock Flat Earthers.
But what’s your flat Earth?
What false belief do you desperately cling to?
Do you have the courage to face it?
But what’s your flat Earth?
What false belief do you desperately cling to?
Do you have the courage to face it?
May 10, 2025 at 3:18 AM
It’s easy to mock Flat Earthers.
But what’s your flat Earth?
What false belief do you desperately cling to?
Do you have the courage to face it?
But what’s your flat Earth?
What false belief do you desperately cling to?
Do you have the courage to face it?
Don’t borrow a single dollar for college until you’ve run the numbers to see if it actually pays off for the career you want.
May 9, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Don’t borrow a single dollar for college until you’ve run the numbers to see if it actually pays off for the career you want.
I need some awards this year. I think I’ll start an organization and give myself a plaque. 😏
May 8, 2025 at 2:24 PM
I need some awards this year. I think I’ll start an organization and give myself a plaque. 😏
Big shoutout to whatever economic system (?) cut global extreme poverty from 90% in 1820 to under 9% today.
You’re the 🐐
You’re the 🐐
May 7, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Big shoutout to whatever economic system (?) cut global extreme poverty from 90% in 1820 to under 9% today.
You’re the 🐐
You’re the 🐐
Should we pass a law requiring ALL CHILDREN to invest their birthday/holiday money instead of blowing it on useless 💩?
May 6, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Should we pass a law requiring ALL CHILDREN to invest their birthday/holiday money instead of blowing it on useless 💩?
Becoming a millionaire is simple. Doesn’t matter how much money you make. Just invest 30% of every dollar. Design your life around the remainder.
May 6, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Becoming a millionaire is simple. Doesn’t matter how much money you make. Just invest 30% of every dollar. Design your life around the remainder.