andrew g
@drboyfriend.bsky.social
garden variety eldest daughter w/ roots in rural AL, midwestern KY, & all of the tiny Appalachian towns in between 🍅🥫 birthed a kid, dragged her to NC, got into med school (it was great 😭🐏) all to drop out & attempt to be a gay stay at home dilf
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andrew g
@drboyfriend.bsky.social
· Apr 27
Gonna drift off with some diphenhydramine thinking about that bible story where the true mother isn’t willing to cut her child in half, no matter what 🔪 did y’all remember that they were both sex workers?!
New concept of the evening: “narc fleas,” as a side effect of narcissistic abuse 🤓👀
October 12, 2025 at 4:10 AM
New concept of the evening: “narc fleas,” as a side effect of narcissistic abuse 🤓👀
Where to go from here? Idk. But I wanna figure it out ❤️🩹
September 30, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Where to go from here? Idk. But I wanna figure it out ❤️🩹
Damn what a year. I def had some crashouts/meltdowns on this app. 😮💨
September 30, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Damn what a year. I def had some crashouts/meltdowns on this app. 😮💨
Hi yes I’m a hot and holy mess idk if I unblocked @aoc.bsky.social yet
August 18, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Hi yes I’m a hot and holy mess idk if I unblocked @aoc.bsky.social yet
FACTS! BARS! All of it!
This “big beautiful bill” is nothing but a bunch of big baneful bullshit
July 4, 2025 at 9:14 AM
FACTS! BARS! All of it!
Is so wild to me that yall use this app like Twitter
July 3, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Is so wild to me that yall use this app like Twitter
All my love honey buns
June 30, 2025 at 6:36 PM
All my love honey buns
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
There’s a lot of things that shouldn’t be political or controversial that are. Human/women/trans rights shouldn’t be but they are, healthcare shouldn’t be but it is, grocery prices shouldn’t be but it is, all bc they don’t want minorities/marginalized groups to have the same benefits as white people
June 16, 2025 at 3:14 PM
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Anyway, I love @chicfila.bsky.social and jokes!
June 14, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Anyway, I love @chicfila.bsky.social and jokes!
Hahahha it’s so funny to me that I once tweeted “imma rip your big sister’s bong so hard” and now I’ve actually shared vapes with all three kids in that family—it was all consensual joke poetry that sounds way worse than it was—it’s all so good and wholesome—I promise!!!!!
June 14, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Hahahha it’s so funny to me that I once tweeted “imma rip your big sister’s bong so hard” and now I’ve actually shared vapes with all three kids in that family—it was all consensual joke poetry that sounds way worse than it was—it’s all so good and wholesome—I promise!!!!!
Okay, phew yeah, my internet corners are more or less as I left ‘em. A DAY at a time (I’m talking 24 actual American good old fashioned hours at a time, lol we’re not getting into any creationist bull shit this Father’s Day weekend, idc who ur daddy is)
June 14, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Okay, phew yeah, my internet corners are more or less as I left ‘em. A DAY at a time (I’m talking 24 actual American good old fashioned hours at a time, lol we’re not getting into any creationist bull shit this Father’s Day weekend, idc who ur daddy is)
Oooh I don’t see a way to save BlueSkies so I’m just gonna repost, I wanna learn more about this later! #research #adhd
Happy birthday to #physicist James Clerk Maxwell (1831-1879)! He dreamt up his demon to deal with the very odd 2nd Law of Thermodynamics (which is not a law like others, and can not be derived from first priciples). 🧪🐡 #histsci 🎢 It states that two bodies of different temperature brought together 🧵
June 14, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Apparently my dad’s professors really wanted him to be a chemist and/or an MD but he didn’t bc…he really wanted to be outside 🥹 I’m telling ya the adhd is in my genes, istg
June 14, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Apparently my dad’s professors really wanted him to be a chemist and/or an MD but he didn’t bc…he really wanted to be outside 🥹 I’m telling ya the adhd is in my genes, istg
Happy pride, y’all! 🥹😭🖤🔫🛵🏆💀🤑🤭🙈😩😘
June 12, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Happy pride, y’all! 🥹😭🖤🔫🛵🏆💀🤑🤭🙈😩😘
Omg thanks for the like #Rihanna’s number one fan for life 💋😽👨🏿❤️💋👨🏿
a cartoon of a woman holding a child with the words child tax credit largest middle class tax cut for families in decades
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June 12, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Omg thanks for the like #Rihanna’s number one fan for life 💋😽👨🏿❤️💋👨🏿
@wholesomedeve.bsky.social sorry!!! Omg! Do you speak Spanish?! Where are you “from” if you wanna say?! So sorry for the spam, the @duolingoverde.bsky.social owl sharted and “queefed” all over my phone again, holy heck! #twitter #exboyfriend #x #notesapp #poetry
a cartoon character is crawling on the ground with the caption ' ooga booga give me milk mommy '
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June 12, 2025 at 2:33 PM
@wholesomedeve.bsky.social sorry!!! Omg! Do you speak Spanish?! Where are you “from” if you wanna say?! So sorry for the spam, the @duolingoverde.bsky.social owl sharted and “queefed” all over my phone again, holy heck! #twitter #exboyfriend #x #notesapp #poetry
June 12, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Open invited y’all, @chaturbate.com is a great place to work this is all suuuuuuuper serious #cybersecutity #security #SECURITY #I SAID SECURRRWITY!!!!! #ad #block #dunk
June 12, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Open invited y’all, @chaturbate.com is a great place to work this is all suuuuuuuper serious #cybersecutity #security #SECURITY #I SAID SECURRRWITY!!!!! #ad #block #dunk
Hey #roomba do you like #bissell, I’m asking for a friend!!!! Here’s my teams stats atm #troll #bridge #trafficticket #floridaman #republican #maga
June 11, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Hey #roomba do you like #bissell, I’m asking for a friend!!!! Here’s my teams stats atm #troll #bridge #trafficticket #floridaman #republican #maga