Guy LeDouche
@drbootyquiver.bsky.social
I’m so high, me and god dappin’
Those are perfect. We call ours “buzz ball” because he acts like he’s drunk on gas station booze.
December 27, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Those are perfect. We call ours “buzz ball” because he acts like he’s drunk on gas station booze.
Team just desperately needs a calm productive offseason.
December 27, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Team just desperately needs a calm productive offseason.
1000x better at crosses. Has been biggest issue in this stretch.
December 27, 2025 at 6:27 PM
1000x better at crosses. Has been biggest issue in this stretch.
Actually think you’re onto something major here. Dollar for dollar I don’t know if anything would help travelers chill out and pass time more efficiently than aquariums in airports. Aunt Annie’s AND an octopus? You got yourself a layover!
December 27, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Actually think you’re onto something major here. Dollar for dollar I don’t know if anything would help travelers chill out and pass time more efficiently than aquariums in airports. Aunt Annie’s AND an octopus? You got yourself a layover!
And my weenie dog is the most codependent animal I’ve ever met.
December 27, 2025 at 5:47 PM
And my weenie dog is the most codependent animal I’ve ever met.
Counterpoint: chihuahuas are satan.
December 27, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Counterpoint: chihuahuas are satan.
All the good qualities you’ve mentioned 100% come from the weenie half of that dog.
December 26, 2025 at 5:25 PM
All the good qualities you’ve mentioned 100% come from the weenie half of that dog.
BRING ELLIOT BACK HOME
December 25, 2025 at 12:28 AM
BRING ELLIOT BACK HOME
Murphy at RB would be nuts but let’s give it a shot.
December 17, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Murphy at RB would be nuts but let’s give it a shot.
It’s absurd to think Eddie could fit so many unique pieces perfectly together with such little time. But it’s equally absurd not to think he can figure it out over this offseason.
December 16, 2025 at 4:00 AM
It’s absurd to think Eddie could fit so many unique pieces perfectly together with such little time. But it’s equally absurd not to think he can figure it out over this offseason.
Need Wissa to click fast and need to go ahead and relegate Elanga to mop-up duty. Think Elanga and Big Nick need a full offseason to optimize.
December 15, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Need Wissa to click fast and need to go ahead and relegate Elanga to mop-up duty. Think Elanga and Big Nick need a full offseason to optimize.
Admittedly I’ve only been following the team for five years but if I’ve learned anything - it’s never as bad in December as it may seem.
December 15, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Admittedly I’ve only been following the team for five years but if I’ve learned anything - it’s never as bad in December as it may seem.
If the cockfights have an opening week then they aren’t illicit enough for me.
December 2, 2025 at 3:43 AM
If the cockfights have an opening week then they aren’t illicit enough for me.
And somehow both are dumb
November 30, 2025 at 4:03 AM
And somehow both are dumb
If there was inherent bias and major media money influence don’t you think the tiebreaker would be leaning Miami over Duke?
November 30, 2025 at 3:35 AM
If there was inherent bias and major media money influence don’t you think the tiebreaker would be leaning Miami over Duke?
You can see on his face that deep down he feels like an ass.
November 29, 2025 at 3:16 PM
You can see on his face that deep down he feels like an ass.
While we are at it, put ‘spaceships don’t come equipped with rear view mirrors’ on the flag.
November 28, 2025 at 7:44 PM
While we are at it, put ‘spaceships don’t come equipped with rear view mirrors’ on the flag.
Fine by me. Good thing none of the examples in question are false.
November 27, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Fine by me. Good thing none of the examples in question are false.
Does Jordan need a tailgate spot???
November 22, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Does Jordan need a tailgate spot???
Much much better than getting 3-4 dates in before realizing these types of qualities in said person.
November 18, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Much much better than getting 3-4 dates in before realizing these types of qualities in said person.
Don’t think it’s a stretch to say we’ve been on the receiving end of some exceptional goals.
November 16, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Don’t think it’s a stretch to say we’ve been on the receiving end of some exceptional goals.
Feels like drastic improvement from original aside from lame lead actor
November 16, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Feels like drastic improvement from original aside from lame lead actor
