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Draylen🔜MFF
@draylencoyote.bsky.social
Really Big Yote who likes causing trouble. STS Chief Courier. Often NSFW, no minors.
Saccharine madness.

I went there for once several years back, and it wasn’t bad, though I skipped ordering any of the truly bonkers menu items, so I probably didn’t get the full experience.
December 3, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Yoooo, see you there!
December 3, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Have become a noodle dragon.
December 3, 2025 at 8:45 AM
I mean, you could just give them your sandwich… they absolutely deserve it and then there would be no theft involved!
December 2, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Now I’m wondering how much scale polish you go through each day…
December 2, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Gotta watch out for those blind spots.
December 2, 2025 at 8:52 AM
See you there!
December 2, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Looks like it should be left cooling on an open window sill in a picturesque manner.
December 1, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Send him his reimbursement in pennies.
December 1, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Oof, ok, not as good then. Hoping that she can be seen tomorrow and recovers quickly.
December 1, 2025 at 6:11 PM
What happens at +$$$$?
December 1, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Winky face!
December 1, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Good lord, you could lose an entire population in there
December 1, 2025 at 9:36 AM
…now that’s just positively PREDATORY and I love it
December 1, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Something tells me that ‘moisture ingress’ might also be a factor to consider.
December 1, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Reposted by Draylen🔜MFF
*ahem*

It has a name, and it's literally Hero.

Never forget.
November 30, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Hell yeah, those trumpets screaming ‘El Bandito’ themes.
December 1, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Hey now, nothing wrong with having a variety of ‘yote busts to examine. ^^
December 1, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Heyo!
December 1, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Happy FlammDay!
December 1, 2025 at 8:46 AM
All that blood rushing to the subject’s crotch for some reason and the research team carried along for the ride.
December 1, 2025 at 8:46 AM
That ride was both weird and terrifying to me when I rode it as a kid. Less about the subject matter and more about motion simulator rides in general freaking out my pre-adolescent brain.
December 1, 2025 at 8:44 AM