I am immensely gratified and humbled that you are a part of my life, my li'l frog. Everything is weirder, funnier, and more satisfying because of you, sweetbutt.

I had recently read a quote by Bukowski when I saw your skeet, so I imagined it differently. Reading it that way I still see no lies

also, elevator pitch for a sitcom here…

I maintain that "suspicious hinds…" is funnier.

Hmm, can't think of any.