shelby
@drawingbooks.bsky.social
full of opinions, empathy, and pancake batter
she blasted on my baja till i pied #bajablastpieattacobellgetitfreshtoday
November 8, 2025 at 2:17 AM
she blasted on my baja till i pied #bajablastpieattacobellgetitfreshtoday
she collects labubus like i collect diva cups
August 19, 2025 at 4:25 AM
she collects labubus like i collect diva cups
me to the bartender during a rush, “hey, can you turn on how its made?”
August 6, 2025 at 11:51 PM
me to the bartender during a rush, “hey, can you turn on how its made?”
whats that lassie? benson boones goon has hit the second tower????!
July 3, 2025 at 6:15 AM
whats that lassie? benson boones goon has hit the second tower????!
Reposted by shelby
“Have you ever been to the naval academy-”
“No but I have been to Belly Button School!”
“No but I have been to Belly Button School!”
July 1, 2025 at 11:02 PM
“Have you ever been to the naval academy-”
“No but I have been to Belly Button School!”
“No but I have been to Belly Button School!”
sir, a second lou malnatis has hit the vatican
May 10, 2025 at 2:57 PM
sir, a second lou malnatis has hit the vatican
“mr owl, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop” *where mr owl spits up an owl pellet in response
April 11, 2025 at 5:20 AM
“mr owl, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop” *where mr owl spits up an owl pellet in response
its tariffs all the way down 🐢
April 7, 2025 at 6:40 PM
its tariffs all the way down 🐢
what if you lived your whole life not knowing about the corn palace
March 23, 2025 at 1:49 AM
what if you lived your whole life not knowing about the corn palace
the ghost light stays ON during sex
February 26, 2025 at 7:09 PM
the ghost light stays ON during sex
(watching hundreds of beavers)“imagine if this was also like oppenheimer”
February 24, 2025 at 6:24 AM
(watching hundreds of beavers)“imagine if this was also like oppenheimer”
UHHHH…..so THAT happened #nomoretikkies
January 19, 2025 at 7:34 AM
UHHHH…..so THAT happened #nomoretikkies
learned i can use apple pay at woodmans and needless to say it’s going to be life changing
January 7, 2025 at 4:55 PM
learned i can use apple pay at woodmans and needless to say it’s going to be life changing
the cavemen who first tossed the marijuana flower in the fire pit must have been absolutely buzzin’ that night
December 14, 2024 at 4:28 AM
the cavemen who first tossed the marijuana flower in the fire pit must have been absolutely buzzin’ that night
IF THE WIZARD IS POWERLESS then WHY did the elixir turn elphaba green???????
December 10, 2024 at 11:43 PM
IF THE WIZARD IS POWERLESS then WHY did the elixir turn elphaba green???????
so if twitter is called x, can bluesky not just rebrand as twitter
December 3, 2024 at 4:22 AM
so if twitter is called x, can bluesky not just rebrand as twitter