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Neuroscience. Bengals football. Left-wing politics.
I’d give anything for us to draft even 25% as good on defense as we do on offense
December 28, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I’d give anything for us to draft even 25% as good on defense as we do on offense
Any given Sunday man…
December 28, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Any given Sunday man…
I’d love to say that they’ve been playing great, but mostly Arizona’s just been really bad.
December 28, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I’d love to say that they’ve been playing great, but mostly Arizona’s just been really bad.
Exactly this. They can see the balance sheets. They know exactly how much more valuable their franchise has become since he was drafted.
December 28, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Exactly this. They can see the balance sheets. They know exactly how much more valuable their franchise has become since he was drafted.
Dude has really had a breakout season
October 12, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Dude has really had a breakout season
I don’t care if it isn’t going down on paper, Evan McPherson holds that record in my heart
October 12, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I don’t care if it isn’t going down on paper, Evan McPherson holds that record in my heart
Dude is definitely hitting up taxpayers for those rennovations lol
October 10, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Dude is definitely hitting up taxpayers for those rennovations lol
A 40-year old QB who has ALSO thrown for more INTs than TDs this season
October 7, 2025 at 11:08 PM
A 40-year old QB who has ALSO thrown for more INTs than TDs this season
Ugh. You’re right. Fucking nepo babies man.
October 6, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Ugh. You’re right. Fucking nepo babies man.
Honestly, that would be the most Bengals thing they could do
October 5, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Honestly, that would be the most Bengals thing they could do
While you’re all down here, would be great if one of you could swing by my place and shoot me in the back of the head on the way back to Michigan #Thanks
October 5, 2025 at 10:57 PM
While you’re all down here, would be great if one of you could swing by my place and shoot me in the back of the head on the way back to Michigan #Thanks
Wish I had held onto screenshots of those convos right now
October 5, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Wish I had held onto screenshots of those convos right now
I honestly don’t get why the Brown family hasn’t sold the team. Take all that money and go do something you’re good at.
October 5, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I honestly don’t get why the Brown family hasn’t sold the team. Take all that money and go do something you’re good at.
Good attention too. Pretty much everyone else that far down the field had checked out by that point.
October 5, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Good attention too. Pretty much everyone else that far down the field had checked out by that point.
Very likely hoping to tank in exchange for a high draft pick next year
October 5, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Very likely hoping to tank in exchange for a high draft pick next year
It seriously feels like they’ve given up. Seen almost no fight in them this game or last.
October 5, 2025 at 10:20 PM
It seriously feels like they’ve given up. Seen almost no fight in them this game or last.
I’ve got a better idea: auction off the chance to play QB for a quarter to any fans that want to pay the money. We’ll have raised enough by the end of the season to pay for a new o-line.
October 5, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I’ve got a better idea: auction off the chance to play QB for a quarter to any fans that want to pay the money. We’ll have raised enough by the end of the season to pay for a new o-line.
Yeeess. At least make this shit fun and unexpected.
October 5, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Yeeess. At least make this shit fun and unexpected.
Nah. Give me Jameis. He’s the only person I want to see taking Browning’s snaps.
October 5, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Nah. Give me Jameis. He’s the only person I want to see taking Browning’s snaps.