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#HFmail What’s the buzz on Chit Chat Wright, the sophomore point guard from Georgia Tech, following LaSondra Barrett from Atlanta to Iowa City?
April 22, 2025 at 4:48 AM
#HFmail I appreciate you Rob Howe. It’s been a tough 5 years for you. You stood on the moral side of history & you were punished for it. In a few generations all these Hawkeye talking heads will be forgotten, but you will be remembered. Thank you.
February 28, 2025 at 2:43 AM
#HFmail go national with the pod and change the focus to conference realignment.
February 25, 2025 at 5:49 PM
#HFmail Transform the Tuesday pod into Iowa’s main podcast focused on women’s basketball and women’s basketball recruiting.
February 25, 2025 at 5:48 PM
#HFmail The sheriff’s dream at the end of the film is purgatory. The lost coins mean his soul can’t cross over. His father who silently rides pass him in a blizzard means he must endure purgatory alone. If Stuelke improves finishing at the rim—can IA, w/ a confident Lucy, beat anyone in the country?
February 23, 2025 at 7:15 PM
#HFmail Like in No Country for Old Men—did our elders abandon us? Is Anton Chigurh lurking in the shadows, flipping a coin? Are we Carla Jean pleading our right to call neither head nor tails? And did any recruits make it to Iowa’s UCLA game?
February 23, 2025 at 7:14 PM
#HFmail At the film’s climax, Tommy Lee Jones’s character gives up on saving the future. If he had stopped Anton Chigurh at the motel Carla Jean would have survived. Instead, he closed the door & drove away. What are your thoughts on Devries crowned as the next head coach for IA basketball?
February 20, 2025 at 1:45 AM
#HFmail In No Country for Old Men, Tommy Lee Jones’s character is the protagonist. He’s the only one whose world view changes in the movie. Lucy Olsen’s confidence is building. Iowa right now is the fourth best team in B1G. UCLA, USC, TheOSU, IA, then Maryland
February 19, 2025 at 8:12 PM
#HFmail Memory is always viewed in 3rd person. The entire movie of No Country for Old Men is Tommy Lee Jones’s character remembering the last crime he failed to solve as a county sheriff. We see his mind piece together evidence. Were you surprised by UCLA’s performance despite Betts’s foot injury?
February 19, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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Discussion on Iowa Hoops teams, wrestling and football this week

What happens 1st asks @pfac51.bsky.social - Iowa MBB in Sweet 16 or Iowa FB in CFP?

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HF Mailbag Podcast 2-18-25 - Hawk Fanatic
Rob Howe answers your Iowa Hawkeye questions from multiple social media platforms in the HF Mailbag Podcast. This episode contains conversation on the Iowa basketball teams and wrestling, which faces ...
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February 18, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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Driving back from STL soon and surely will forget...

Inbox open for mailbag pod questions tomorrow morning

Fire away #HFMail
February 17, 2025 at 7:38 PM
#HFmail Nukes tear holes in the fabric of space-time which always brings Big Foot creatures into our reality. If nuclear weapons are detonated on Mars—thousands of asphyxiated Big Foot corpses will cover the Martian surface. Next year—who from the transfer portal will replace Lucy Olsens production?
February 15, 2025 at 11:03 PM
#HFmail Billionaires want to create an atmosphere on Mars by detonating massive amounts of nuclear weapons to trigger a green-house effect. If IA snags Kate Harpring, Addison Bjorn & Jenica Lewis is that enough fire power to create a sustainable blue-blood atmosphere?
February 15, 2025 at 8:35 PM
#HFmail But nuclear weapons also neuralize the cosmic forces that maintain the illusion of linear time. The cost of our species to obtain god-like power is nuclear winter. How likely will IA women’s basketball reach blue blood status in the next 10 years? It only took Nebraska football one decade.
February 15, 2025 at 3:39 PM
#HFmail A species of psychic aliens implanted the recipe for nuclear weapons into Enrico Fermi’s consciousness. They want us to use nuclear weapons. Nuclear weapons degrade the protective membrane surrounding our reality. How would you rate IA’s performance against Ohio State’s press defense?
February 15, 2025 at 3:21 PM
#HFmail These aliens natural ability to jump the multiverse is such an evolutionary advantage it stagnated their technological advancement. Why invent the TV when you can jump to a parallel world with TVs? Is the same conceit why IA will have women’s flag football over women’s ultimate frisbee?
February 13, 2025 at 8:26 PM
#HFmail In the multiverse, the infinite versions of ourselves share a singular consciousness. The Patrick & Jack McCaffery who stayed home are the same Jack & Patrick who left IA. It’s only the illusion of linear time that divides us from our infinite possibilities.
February 12, 2025 at 3:16 AM
#HFmail 2027 is two years away. Their spaceship is invisible. These invisible aliens will farm our beautiful human bodies for our brains. Will Kyler Kasper transfer to Iowa before these invisible aliens crack the nut that is our heads?
February 8, 2025 at 8:36 PM
#HFmail If quantum computers’ processing speed pulls info from multiple universes & our brains are biological quantum computers does that mean our whole brain is installed in their spaceships Or can they take some of our skillsets like how Affolter’s skillsets will find a home in the WNBA?
February 8, 2025 at 5:01 PM
#HFmail 2027 is when the alien mothership arrives to harvest our consciousness which is used as the A.I. for their ships’ weapons & navigation systems. Will the aliens quickly harvest us like if IA joined the Big12 to harvest wins from everyone in that discount conference?
February 8, 2025 at 7:39 AM
#HFmail Did Caitlin, Reese, and all the other young stars pull viewers from the NBA? NBA viewership down 53%. How many former NBA fans have stopped watching because it doesn’t feel like women’s basketball?
February 8, 2025 at 2:39 AM
#HFmail Now that JUCO years don’t count against FBS eligibility it will behoove the Hawks to fund IA’s Jr. College athletic depts to keep walk-on worthy recruits in State. Humans are the junior college for the invisible Reptilians who eat our loosh.
February 2, 2025 at 11:31 PM
#HFmail Like the reluctant joys wrought by chains & ankle cuffs, a la the novel: The Story of O, CFP’s open slots are destined rewards for play-in games between conferences (B1G v. SEC & Big12 v. ACC).
February 2, 2025 at 11:22 PM
#HFmail Emotional energy used as food is called “loosh”. There are invisible aliens who feast on our emotional energy when we gather en masse, like weddings and sporting events. Which Kaleb Johnson run fed the most aliens?
January 31, 2025 at 4:54 AM
#HFmail Will the additions of UConn, UNLV, TX St, Memphis, Tulane, USF, Boise, SDSU, Fresno, USU, CSU, Gonzaga & the military academies—along with OR St & WSU—be enough for the new PAC12 to regain autonomous status? If the new PAC & the Big 12 match up whose better at football & basketball?
January 26, 2025 at 6:14 AM