Ernest They/Themingway
@drakebodiceripper.bsky.social
We kawaii together, we die together.
Found this Christmas card I sent one year and man it is kinda slutty.
November 24, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Found this Christmas card I sent one year and man it is kinda slutty.
FB: hey
FB: hey bud
FB:...
FB: do you need a pillow just for fuckin'
FB: hey bud
FB:...
FB: do you need a pillow just for fuckin'
November 19, 2025 at 11:30 PM
FB: hey
FB: hey bud
FB:...
FB: do you need a pillow just for fuckin'
FB: hey bud
FB:...
FB: do you need a pillow just for fuckin'
Whatever else may come, it is a good old life, isn't it.
November 12, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Whatever else may come, it is a good old life, isn't it.
And I am officially calling baton rouge
OOOOOOOPPERSTOR WONTCHA PUT ME ON THROUGH GOTTA SEND MY LOVE DOWN TO BATON ROUGE
OOOOOOOPPERSTOR WONTCHA PUT ME ON THROUGH GOTTA SEND MY LOVE DOWN TO BATON ROUGE
November 5, 2025 at 3:47 AM
And I am officially calling baton rouge
OOOOOOOPPERSTOR WONTCHA PUT ME ON THROUGH GOTTA SEND MY LOVE DOWN TO BATON ROUGE
OOOOOOOPPERSTOR WONTCHA PUT ME ON THROUGH GOTTA SEND MY LOVE DOWN TO BATON ROUGE
Definitely makes me think of "It has come to pass" by Sergei Lukin
November 1, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Definitely makes me think of "It has come to pass" by Sergei Lukin
What if we had mind blowing sex in the gamer bed
October 28, 2025 at 5:41 PM
What if we had mind blowing sex in the gamer bed
(pointing a gun at my phone) what the fuck do you need to do to never have to heard about t*ylor s*ift ever again
October 28, 2025 at 2:56 AM
(pointing a gun at my phone) what the fuck do you need to do to never have to heard about t*ylor s*ift ever again
I was reading about a comedian who studied clowning at a french clown school, looked up the teacher and this is ABSOLUTELY how a french clown college instructor should look. Bonus points for growing up in occupied france and calling his dad a bourgeois idiot.
October 27, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I was reading about a comedian who studied clowning at a french clown school, looked up the teacher and this is ABSOLUTELY how a french clown college instructor should look. Bonus points for growing up in occupied france and calling his dad a bourgeois idiot.
Really enjoy how this makes Pride And Prejudice look like a stand up comedy set
October 27, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Really enjoy how this makes Pride And Prejudice look like a stand up comedy set
Me: (signs "I love you" to my infant daughter)
My sweet, precious daughter: (makes this exact face at me)
My sweet, precious daughter: (makes this exact face at me)
October 21, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Me: (signs "I love you" to my infant daughter)
My sweet, precious daughter: (makes this exact face at me)
My sweet, precious daughter: (makes this exact face at me)
Made the world's shittiest broccoli tonight please clap
October 18, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Made the world's shittiest broccoli tonight please clap
My favorite wrinkle is "Not liking AI is bigotry" and casually using slurs.
October 5, 2025 at 1:22 PM
My favorite wrinkle is "Not liking AI is bigotry" and casually using slurs.
"Kindness"
October 5, 2025 at 1:20 PM
"Kindness"
Big thoughts about what is and isn't bigotry.
October 5, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Big thoughts about what is and isn't bigotry.
Did my first tarot reading from a bird themed oracle deck and it... Actually gave me quite a bit of clarity on a thing I was sort of wracking my brain about with doubt and negativity on last night.
October 4, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Did my first tarot reading from a bird themed oracle deck and it... Actually gave me quite a bit of clarity on a thing I was sort of wracking my brain about with doubt and negativity on last night.
Also the T vape should look like this
September 12, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Also the T vape should look like this
Ride or die for Metal Gear Rex
September 9, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Ride or die for Metal Gear Rex
It's Metal Gear Rex, no contest.
September 9, 2025 at 12:39 AM
It's Metal Gear Rex, no contest.
w/o downloading anything new, where are you at mentally?
August 26, 2025 at 2:42 AM
w/o downloading anything new, where are you at mentally?
(does the slutty sword thing)
August 16, 2025 at 4:04 PM
(does the slutty sword thing)
(pinches bridge of nose) Jesus Christ
August 10, 2025 at 3:26 PM
(pinches bridge of nose) Jesus Christ
Great lighting at the creek tonight
August 9, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Great lighting at the creek tonight