DoctorMrsTheBookworm
@drailluos.bsky.social
I'll probably update this later but in the meantime enjoy whatever the hell this account is.
People tell me to choose better and expect better, but when I do and they don't meet the criteria, they get mad at me instead of rising to the occasion.
September 9, 2025 at 7:25 PM
People tell me to choose better and expect better, but when I do and they don't meet the criteria, they get mad at me instead of rising to the occasion.
This year is so fucked up that every time I see a celebrity name in a headline my first thought is "oh no, did they die?"
August 23, 2025 at 11:21 PM
This year is so fucked up that every time I see a celebrity name in a headline my first thought is "oh no, did they die?"
Is there anything better than canceling plans and becoming a blanket burrito on the couch? 🥰
August 16, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Is there anything better than canceling plans and becoming a blanket burrito on the couch? 🥰
Right foot let's stomp! Left foot let's stomp! Freeze! Everybody clap your cheeks!
April 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Right foot let's stomp! Left foot let's stomp! Freeze! Everybody clap your cheeks!
A cigarette may take 10 minutes off someone's life, but a work day takes 8 hours
April 10, 2025 at 6:06 PM
A cigarette may take 10 minutes off someone's life, but a work day takes 8 hours
I saw a can of air freshener labeled "country fresh." Girlypop, if you're going to the country, fresh ain't what you're gonna smell
April 9, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I saw a can of air freshener labeled "country fresh." Girlypop, if you're going to the country, fresh ain't what you're gonna smell
This sweet boy 🥹 I love him so much, I can't even 😭
April 3, 2025 at 2:20 AM
This sweet boy 🥹 I love him so much, I can't even 😭
The book store is way too peopley right now
March 29, 2025 at 3:13 PM
The book store is way too peopley right now
I miss the old adult swim shows
March 29, 2025 at 1:32 PM
I miss the old adult swim shows
Omelet face mask! :D
March 28, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Omelet face mask! :D
A retail store/restaurant but it's like planet fitness, but instead of a lunk alarm there's a Karen alarm and footage gets uploaded to the company's website for the public to watch.
March 23, 2025 at 3:08 PM
A retail store/restaurant but it's like planet fitness, but instead of a lunk alarm there's a Karen alarm and footage gets uploaded to the company's website for the public to watch.
"It's called a manic episode, and you're getting three more seasons!"
February 8, 2025 at 2:25 PM
"It's called a manic episode, and you're getting three more seasons!"
What if an asteroid hit the earth in 2032 and I had a cotton stick in my princess hole?
February 7, 2025 at 4:05 PM
What if an asteroid hit the earth in 2032 and I had a cotton stick in my princess hole?
Vanilla cake but instead of frosting it's drywall mud
January 17, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Vanilla cake but instead of frosting it's drywall mud
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Therapy Made Me Worse So I Started Writing Fanfic
December 26, 2024 at 11:06 PM
Therapy Made Me Worse So I Started Writing Fanfic
Nothing like ending the year on a "positive" note
December 22, 2024 at 10:41 PM
Nothing like ending the year on a "positive" note
*slowly puts my hand out for my new followers to sniff before I pet them*
December 21, 2024 at 3:13 PM
*slowly puts my hand out for my new followers to sniff before I pet them*
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Enemies to... well they fuck?
December 21, 2024 at 10:51 AM
Enemies to... well they fuck?
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this is not my beautiful strife
December 21, 2024 at 7:41 AM
this is not my beautiful strife
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can you come over and give me something to cry about
December 21, 2024 at 2:58 AM
can you come over and give me something to cry about
