The Dragonstar Tribune
@dragonstar-tribune.bsky.social
The Holy See's most trusted source for news, entertainment, and gossip!
|Anything you say can and WILL be used against you in our court of SCANDAL!| #FFXIVRP
|Anything you say can and WILL be used against you in our court of SCANDAL!| #FFXIVRP
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Spoof tabloid covering the Holy See and Eorzea at large!
May reach out to you if I see a story/lore bit that sounds entertaining to get permission to write a "segment" on it.
DMs are open if you have a funny/interesting story you wish to see "reported."
Stories should be short and lighthearted!
May reach out to you if I see a story/lore bit that sounds entertaining to get permission to write a "segment" on it.
DMs are open if you have a funny/interesting story you wish to see "reported."
Stories should be short and lighthearted!
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A moogle comes floating in as Haurchefant is quietly signing some audit reports.
"An early copy of The Dragonstar Tribune just for you, kupo!"
Haurchefant clutches the paper in his hands, and he grows irate once more as he reads the front page.
His father was going to murder him.
"An early copy of The Dragonstar Tribune just for you, kupo!"
Haurchefant clutches the paper in his hands, and he grows irate once more as he reads the front page.
His father was going to murder him.
March 11, 2025 at 2:59 AM
A moogle comes floating in as Haurchefant is quietly signing some audit reports.
"An early copy of The Dragonstar Tribune just for you, kupo!"
Haurchefant clutches the paper in his hands, and he grows irate once more as he reads the front page.
His father was going to murder him.
"An early copy of The Dragonstar Tribune just for you, kupo!"
Haurchefant clutches the paper in his hands, and he grows irate once more as he reads the front page.
His father was going to murder him.
Reposted by The Dragonstar Tribune
The #dragonstartribune is at it again! Y'all need to calm down over there at Dragonhead, making the poor manservant think a summoning or murder is going on! @internetbruja.bsky.social 😂
I apologize for any misspellings and errors, lol. #wolchefant #haurchefant
I apologize for any misspellings and errors, lol. #wolchefant #haurchefant
January 2, 2025 at 3:20 AM
The #dragonstartribune is at it again! Y'all need to calm down over there at Dragonhead, making the poor manservant think a summoning or murder is going on! @internetbruja.bsky.social 😂
I apologize for any misspellings and errors, lol. #wolchefant #haurchefant
I apologize for any misspellings and errors, lol. #wolchefant #haurchefant
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These thrice-damned paparazzi are everywhere tonight! NO ONE IS SAFE! What do you and your wife have to say for yourselves?! @ff14yoshio.bsky.social
January 2, 2025 at 3:40 AM
These thrice-damned paparazzi are everywhere tonight! NO ONE IS SAFE! What do you and your wife have to say for yourselves?! @ff14yoshio.bsky.social
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((Just so you know, the paparazzi and reporters of the Dragonstar Tribune will absolutely use anything you say, twist it and warp it around to fit their narrative, and immediately use it against you in their paper, in the most compromising way possible! 😂))
January 2, 2025 at 7:18 AM
((Just so you know, the paparazzi and reporters of the Dragonstar Tribune will absolutely use anything you say, twist it and warp it around to fit their narrative, and immediately use it against you in their paper, in the most compromising way possible! 😂))
We aren't done yet!
Was in my head and had to share, lol. Ishgardian nobles love their tabloids! Cat's outta the bag, y'all! Stay tuned for more tidbits from the Dragonstar Tribune (created by yours truly). I may even include your blorbos unaware (with permission, ofc), LOL! #aymeric #wolmeric #gpose #dragonstartribune
June 19, 2025 at 8:57 PM
We aren't done yet!
Spoof tabloid covering the Holy See and Eorzea at large!
May reach out to you if I see a story/lore bit that sounds entertaining to get permission to write a "segment" on it.
DMs are open if you have a funny/interesting story you wish to see "reported."
Stories should be short and lighthearted!
May reach out to you if I see a story/lore bit that sounds entertaining to get permission to write a "segment" on it.
DMs are open if you have a funny/interesting story you wish to see "reported."
Stories should be short and lighthearted!
January 2, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Spoof tabloid covering the Holy See and Eorzea at large!
May reach out to you if I see a story/lore bit that sounds entertaining to get permission to write a "segment" on it.
DMs are open if you have a funny/interesting story you wish to see "reported."
Stories should be short and lighthearted!
May reach out to you if I see a story/lore bit that sounds entertaining to get permission to write a "segment" on it.
DMs are open if you have a funny/interesting story you wish to see "reported."
Stories should be short and lighthearted!