bro. geogy is fucking unreal. the second photo I MIGHT D*E

literally if i had 1 consto on any of these limited 5* or c/itlali i would be able to clear it but no. lion is fucked

fuck my life bro. i can only get down to the last 1/3-1/4 of his 10 fucking mil hp

we're also halfway into the season now so is it even worth me trying to get this shit and have it for like 1 week. a few days. fml. i was counting on 6.2 so bad

* unless another insane alchemy lore cabbage appears again to make me go as batshit as i am for these brothers but s/ubject 2 is dead and cash cow impact only cares about churning out shiny new units instead of making fun chara alts so it's fine

tldr c6r1 yippee vertical investment (looking at the entire nation of charas i skipped except xilo) never putting myself through this clown stunt again*

pretty sure i laid my last egg for a long while though, which is fine, life is still shit tbh but have to keep going

so yesterday with just a little over 24 hours left thanks to event gems and bp 50 i early won my last 50/50. just prior to it i pulled 4 multis for an uncle's game and 3/4 times i apparently got his equivalent of 5*, with one being a double 5*, so he called me his golden goose. high as a kite he was

i just got sent more freaking photos this creature cannot be real why the fuck he barely even reaches a SHORT CUP

my mama:

georgie has a freaking sister named gia what if i lost it

bro i'm crying. her mom just told me that at home the baby said she hoped i was here today because i was so sweet. what if i exploded. CATHEDRALS

she ran up to give me a hug. she's so baby. i met her last time she came up here and we talked about labubus and dogs. she thanked me for talking to her and was so sweet

LITERALLY HER ASS IS AGAINST THE BOX YOU SENT (THEY WILL GET TO OPEN IT ON CHRISTMAS) IM CRYING

YOU'RE SO RIGHT