Dragon Hoards
@dragonhoards.bsky.social
A dragon-themed story - original concept by @awesomonster on Xitter.
This version by Raymond Camden.
This version by Raymond Camden.
A burly dragon lives by a forest lake. She sorts her hoard, which consists of millions of accidents, billions of dreams, and most yottabytes. She feels wrong.
December 21, 2025 at 2:45 AM
A burly dragon lives by a forest lake. She sorts her hoard, which consists of millions of accidents, billions of dreams, and most yottabytes. She feels wrong.
A grumpy dragon lives in an old mansion. She regards her hoard, which consists of full wolves, substantial beds, and most quills. She feels bent.
December 20, 2025 at 11:45 PM
A grumpy dragon lives in an old mansion. She regards her hoard, which consists of full wolves, substantial beds, and most quills. She feels bent.
A billowy dragon lives on a crumbling mountain. She tallies her hoard, which consists of sparse tomatoes, abundant boots, and abundant notebooks. She feels powerful.
December 20, 2025 at 8:45 PM
A billowy dragon lives on a crumbling mountain. She tallies her hoard, which consists of sparse tomatoes, abundant boots, and abundant notebooks. She feels powerful.
A bewildered dragon lives under your bed. She explores her hoard, which consists of full zoos, sparse parrots, and few arms. She feels poor.
December 20, 2025 at 5:45 PM
A bewildered dragon lives under your bed. She explores her hoard, which consists of full zoos, sparse parrots, and few arms. She feels poor.
A bald dragon lives at the bottom of a whirlpool. She is proud of her hoard, which consists of many cpus, limited pencils, and sparse controllers. She feels mealy.
December 20, 2025 at 2:45 PM
A bald dragon lives at the bottom of a whirlpool. She is proud of her hoard, which consists of many cpus, limited pencils, and sparse controllers. She feels mealy.
A repulsive dragon lives on a lonely island. She investigates her hoard, which consists of sparse quills, few horses, and few xylophones. She feels uninterested.
December 20, 2025 at 11:45 AM
A repulsive dragon lives on a lonely island. She investigates her hoard, which consists of sparse quills, few horses, and few xylophones. She feels uninterested.
A cagey dragon lives in a haunted house. She searches her hoard, which consists of full ghosts, substantial potatoes, and most guitars. She feels gifted.
December 20, 2025 at 8:45 AM
A cagey dragon lives in a haunted house. She searches her hoard, which consists of full ghosts, substantial potatoes, and most guitars. She feels gifted.
A flabby dragon lives in a castle in the sky. She sees her hoard, which consists of scarce hairs, full petabytes, and sparse lizards. She feels alive.
December 20, 2025 at 5:45 AM
A flabby dragon lives in a castle in the sky. She sees her hoard, which consists of scarce hairs, full petabytes, and sparse lizards. She feels alive.
A worried dragon lives in a mossy grove. She sees her hoard, which consists of billions of beds, most umbrellas, and abundant appointments. She feels alive.
December 20, 2025 at 2:45 AM
A worried dragon lives in a mossy grove. She sees her hoard, which consists of billions of beds, most umbrellas, and abundant appointments. She feels alive.
An astonishing dragon lives in a sock drawer. She loves her hoard, which consists of hundreds of zebras, hundreds of eggs, and abundant trucks. She feels important.
December 19, 2025 at 11:45 PM
An astonishing dragon lives in a sock drawer. She loves her hoard, which consists of hundreds of zebras, hundreds of eggs, and abundant trucks. She feels important.
A happy dragon lives inside an abandoned castle. She admires her hoard, which consists of incalculable arms, full fish, and hundreds of smartphones. She feels tender.
December 19, 2025 at 8:45 PM
A happy dragon lives inside an abandoned castle. She admires her hoard, which consists of incalculable arms, full fish, and hundreds of smartphones. She feels tender.
An agitated dragon lives inside a whirlpool. She looks over her hoard, which consists of many dogs, sparse vultures, and full lighters. She feels important.
December 19, 2025 at 5:45 PM
An agitated dragon lives inside a whirlpool. She looks over her hoard, which consists of many dogs, sparse vultures, and full lighters. She feels important.
An obedient dragon lives on a deserted island. She explores her hoard, which consists of thousands of potatoes, full accounts, and full zebras. She feels powerful.
December 19, 2025 at 2:45 PM
An obedient dragon lives on a deserted island. She explores her hoard, which consists of thousands of potatoes, full accounts, and full zebras. She feels powerful.
An average dragon lives in a jungle. She regards her hoard, which consists of most beds, substantial terabytes, and hundreds of microphones. She feels tender.
December 19, 2025 at 11:45 AM
An average dragon lives in a jungle. She regards her hoard, which consists of most beds, substantial terabytes, and hundreds of microphones. She feels tender.
An ugly dragon lives in a jungle. She sorts her hoard, which consists of abundant gpus, limited ghosts, and sparse eggs. She feels famous.
December 19, 2025 at 8:45 AM
An ugly dragon lives in a jungle. She sorts her hoard, which consists of abundant gpus, limited ghosts, and sparse eggs. She feels famous.
A pitiful dragon lives deep inside a well. She sorts her hoard, which consists of substantial raincoats, millions of coats, and abundant eggs. She feels inexpensive.
December 19, 2025 at 5:45 AM
A pitiful dragon lives deep inside a well. She sorts her hoard, which consists of substantial raincoats, millions of coats, and abundant eggs. She feels inexpensive.
A plain dragon lives near a village. She explores her hoard, which consists of limited memories, little fish, and most lizards. She feels mealy.
December 19, 2025 at 2:45 AM
A plain dragon lives near a village. She explores her hoard, which consists of limited memories, little fish, and most lizards. She feels mealy.
A skinny dragon lives under a lake. She tallies her hoard, which consists of some oranges, scarce dresses, and millions of umbrellas. She feels alert.
December 18, 2025 at 11:45 PM
A skinny dragon lives under a lake. She tallies her hoard, which consists of some oranges, scarce dresses, and millions of umbrellas. She feels alert.
A black dragon lives in a moonlit forest. She loves her hoard, which consists of most yaks, some pagers, and scarce tigers. She feels famous.
December 18, 2025 at 8:45 PM
A black dragon lives in a moonlit forest. She loves her hoard, which consists of most yaks, some pagers, and scarce tigers. She feels famous.
A red dragon lives on a distant planet. She reminisces over her hoard, which consists of substantial arms, abundant wolves, and limited tables. She feels abandoned.
December 18, 2025 at 5:45 PM
A red dragon lives on a distant planet. She reminisces over her hoard, which consists of substantial arms, abundant wolves, and limited tables. She feels abandoned.
A delightful dragon lives under a haunted house. She loves her hoard, which consists of abundant boots, some fountains, and millions of jackals. She feels hallowed.
December 18, 2025 at 2:45 PM
A delightful dragon lives under a haunted house. She loves her hoard, which consists of abundant boots, some fountains, and millions of jackals. She feels hallowed.
An anxious dragon lives on a lonely island. She admires her hoard, which consists of few walls, most lamps, and millions of ghosts. She feels able.
December 18, 2025 at 11:45 AM
An anxious dragon lives on a lonely island. She admires her hoard, which consists of few walls, most lamps, and millions of ghosts. She feels able.
A grumpy dragon lives by a lake. She loves her hoard, which consists of most cameras, incalculable eggplants, and full horses. She feels powerful.
December 18, 2025 at 8:45 AM
A grumpy dragon lives by a lake. She loves her hoard, which consists of most cameras, incalculable eggplants, and full horses. She feels powerful.
A faithful dragon lives on a distant planet. She regards her hoard, which consists of thousands of gigabytes, many whales, and substantial terabytes. She feels bad.
December 18, 2025 at 5:45 AM
A faithful dragon lives on a distant planet. She regards her hoard, which consists of thousands of gigabytes, many whales, and substantial terabytes. She feels bad.
An aggressive dragon lives by a lake. She loves her hoard, which consists of numerous balloons, abundant laptops, and millions of answers. She feels alive.
December 18, 2025 at 2:45 AM
An aggressive dragon lives by a lake. She loves her hoard, which consists of numerous balloons, abundant laptops, and millions of answers. She feels alive.