My sister asked me how she can seem more outdoorsy to impress a guy. I told her the most obvious thing is to get a trout tattoo on her forehead.
April 9, 2025 at 4:59 AM
My sister asked me how she can seem more outdoorsy to impress a guy. I told her the most obvious thing is to get a trout tattoo on her forehead.
Do you have anyyyy other words in your vocabulary??? That one is just not hitting for me.
April 2, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Do you have anyyyy other words in your vocabulary??? That one is just not hitting for me.
Spring time is my bitch 🌸🌈🐝🌿💐
March 27, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Spring time is my bitch 🌸🌈🐝🌿💐
Plot twist I’m happy again
March 27, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Plot twist I’m happy again
Happy Friday everyone, I hope that Monday falls in a hole and never climbs back out. 🌈🫠🌸🍻💐
March 14, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Happy Friday everyone, I hope that Monday falls in a hole and never climbs back out. 🌈🫠🌸🍻💐
I caught the scaries this Sunday, rip please pray for me 🙏🏻
March 3, 2025 at 5:39 AM
I caught the scaries this Sunday, rip please pray for me 🙏🏻
Have you guys ever watched the banana express??????????
February 23, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Have you guys ever watched the banana express??????????
What’s your favorite la croix flavor?? Mine is coconut 🥥🩷
February 22, 2025 at 11:29 PM
What’s your favorite la croix flavor?? Mine is coconut 🥥🩷
The internet….? At this time of night…? 👀
February 19, 2025 at 2:11 AM
The internet….? At this time of night…? 👀
I have a chocolate lab who LOVES to eat dirt. Do you think she’s actually a dirt lab?
#labradorretreiver
#chocolatelab
#labradorretreiver
#chocolatelab
February 18, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I have a chocolate lab who LOVES to eat dirt. Do you think she’s actually a dirt lab?
#labradorretreiver
#chocolatelab
#labradorretreiver
#chocolatelab
This is how it feels to hangout with my friends
February 15, 2025 at 7:44 PM
This is how it feels to hangout with my friends
Reposted by Kylie
Today I went to the bathroom at school just to fart. Happy Thursday
February 14, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Today I went to the bathroom at school just to fart. Happy Thursday
Reminding myself of this today!!!
February 4, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Reminding myself of this today!!!
How this week been feeling
February 4, 2025 at 3:38 PM
How this week been feeling
Shitting my pants because I’m talking to my favorite podcast host today.
February 3, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Shitting my pants because I’m talking to my favorite podcast host today.
Good luck out there today, hope no one catches the scaries
February 2, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Good luck out there today, hope no one catches the scaries
Salt is just a rock we like to eat
February 1, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Salt is just a rock we like to eat
Recently became a bird feeder owner…. Some chickadee spread the word and now these birds are EATING ME OUT OF HOUSE AND HOME. I need to refill the bird feeder TWICE A WEEK. I didn’t know they’d be this freakin hungry 😵💫
January 31, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Recently became a bird feeder owner…. Some chickadee spread the word and now these birds are EATING ME OUT OF HOUSE AND HOME. I need to refill the bird feeder TWICE A WEEK. I didn’t know they’d be this freakin hungry 😵💫
What are your Friday plans?
January 31, 2025 at 5:46 PM
What are your Friday plans?
Why do you think ducks like to float in water? Do they just have an inherent need to have a soggy butt?
January 28, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Why do you think ducks like to float in water? Do they just have an inherent need to have a soggy butt?