Don't be ridiculous, Gandalf is obviously a member of the green party

All jewish holidays are on a lunar calendar, so having a birthday on one every year is highly unlikely

Are.... are you quoting yourself? Bold

Why do you look like old pictures of my grandfather?

He's just like me fr

So do you have spores?

Hey, is Eli allowed on this app? I'm gonna guess not.....

"All regulations" includes laws against murder and theft. Just thought we should know that before he starts the purge

Go back to bed

If you didn't call out the nazi salutes and slogans that have been thrown at my people for the past 15 months, you don't get to act shocked now.

Remind me, who ran the ratlines so nazis could escape Europe after WWII? Who happily ignored the holocaust and called Hitler "a true follower christ"? A catholic priest being a nazi is not a surprise, him facing any consequences is.