I'm defying gravity each day because it always wants to pull me down but I didn't get up in the morning in the first place CHECKMATE ATHEISTS

What if you work at waffle house

wouldn't not being able to sing and singing anyway be more insufferable than singing when knowing how to sing?

they think putting band-aids on cthulu is enough to hide his tentacles

I forgot about this and really needed this today, thank you!

The Two-Party system is here to stay as long as the First Past The Post voting system is.

Not surprising, given that Sliwa seems to have some notion of democracy and integrity (at least from what little the algorithm has played for me over here in Germany)

if off-white was white then why would you call it off-white though

pretty toxic to claim an entire gender just for yourself ngl

fucking genius
have those jpegs be AI generated and you'll be the next silicon valley superstar

isn't that kinda fraud