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TheBlueberryDerg 💙
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Gamer | Writer | D&D Player | Artist | 28 | Male | Bi 🏳️‍🌈 | Gym Regular | Graphic Designer | Voice Actor | Certified Himbo
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

Uh… DoorDash, apparently.
November 16, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Me, scrolling through Spotify: Oh wow! A Beelzebub song! When did this come out? 😃

“2012”

Me: …oh. 😀
October 2, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Hades 2: You can download it on your Mac, no problem!

Also Hades 2: Oh, sorry, but it's not compatible and can't be played on Mac.

Me: ...I hate being an Apple boy sometimes.

#Hades2
August 21, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Oh, Xbox… trying to seduce me with your most relatable game titles…
August 21, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I did it… I finally did it…

All the endings…
All the routes…
Everyone/Everything maxed out…

My play-through of “The Hundred Line: Last Defense Academy”… is finally over. 🥹

#TheHundredLine #LastDefenseAcademy
August 15, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Apparently Bane from Batman is kinky AF and I’m all here for it~ 😚
August 15, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Gonna use a lil’ something I made for last year’s Subathon. :3
August 6, 2025 at 1:03 AM
We’ve officially come full circle in the world of video games. #DonkeyKong
July 18, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I love my family, because let’s face it. Love ‘em or hate ‘em, you can’t deny that it feels good to not require a lot of energy when you’re around them.
July 13, 2025 at 12:22 PM
I completed the Simpsons Arcade game for the first time ever…

Have I become a true gamer?
#Simpsons #SimpsonsArcade
June 21, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Haven’t been able to play Hundred Line ever since my steam deck black screened and died on me…

So, my solution? …I bought it again on Switch. 😬
May 9, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Sunday karaoke in the gayest outfit I own? …Hell yes~ 😜
April 28, 2025 at 4:00 AM
My type of political debate.
April 5, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Just saw Snow White in theaters. 10/10 imo 😙

TBH, after finally seeing the film, I kinda have to call BS on those reviews saying it was bad. I found myself enjoying the whole experience without any issues at the songs, cast or the overall aesthetic.
March 27, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Pre-workout has become easier to choose for me. Why?

…No reason.
March 11, 2025 at 3:53 AM
PSA:
This is LA when it rains.
Unless you have a lot of patience, be wary when you absolutely HAVE to drive.
March 8, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Mark my words. This will be a trendsetter of films going forward.

One I will gladly support, even though it’s unfortunate we’ve reached that point.
February 25, 2025 at 5:49 AM
I don’t care who you are. Hit on me with this sexy top, and boy… my heart is yours.
February 19, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I swear, this whole scene from "How I Met Your Mother" predicted the laughing wolf meme long before it was a thing.

Scene for Context: www.youtube.com/watch?v=knob...

#HowIMetYourMother #meme
February 15, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Oh… Somebody is getting FIRED.
#Oops
January 22, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Imitation crab is literally just the hot dog of seafood.
January 20, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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January 15, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Was scrolling through my notifications, and I went from happy to sad in the span of one second.
January 12, 2025 at 4:46 AM
The fact I have way more followers on Bluesky compared to the app-that-shall-not-be-named is insane.

It actually makes committing my time and effort on here more worthwhile and rewarding. Seriously, you guys have given me a lot more love here than on there, so from my heart, thank you so much. 💙
January 5, 2025 at 2:55 PM
New Year’s was great.

Went at a nightclub until midnight.
Got drunk.
Went home.
Ordered McDonald’s.
Passed out.
Almost forgot I ordered McDonald’s.
Grabbed it before it got too cold.
Ate lukewarm McDonald’s.
Passed out on my couch again.
All-day hangover recovery yesterday.

So yeah, pretty fun. 😙
January 2, 2025 at 6:04 PM