Dragline
@dragline.bsky.social
Esq. in Washington, DC (the dystopian future is now).
An admonition to the Radical Right: Many of your grandfathers and great grandfathers fought fascists and Nazis in Europe. Now you’re the fascists and Nazis. Be ashamed.
An admonition to the Radical Right: Many of your grandfathers and great grandfathers fought fascists and Nazis in Europe. Now you’re the fascists and Nazis. Be ashamed.
Out party lacks true leadership. You’ve failed in your job. Supporting this CR is capitulation. Shame on you. Since you won’t lead, you must step aside. You no longer garner the respect of true Democrats.
March 14, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Out party lacks true leadership. You’ve failed in your job. Supporting this CR is capitulation. Shame on you. Since you won’t lead, you must step aside. You no longer garner the respect of true Democrats.
You could not have been a bigger disappointment. You turned out to be a DINO. And TBH, your hoodie isn’t as edgy as you think. It makes you look like a high school junior burnout.
March 12, 2025 at 11:48 PM
You could not have been a bigger disappointment. You turned out to be a DINO. And TBH, your hoodie isn’t as edgy as you think. It makes you look like a high school junior burnout.
Not sure the plan is to reclaim Musk. My understanding is their intent is to degauss its hard drive.
March 12, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Not sure the plan is to reclaim Musk. My understanding is their intent is to degauss its hard drive.
Citation *not* required.
March 12, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Citation *not* required.
Republicans circulated a memo stating the Constitution was null and void.
March 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Republicans circulated a memo stating the Constitution was null and void.
You’ve articulated exactly how I feel about this place. Thank you for doing it so artfully.
March 12, 2025 at 1:50 AM
You’ve articulated exactly how I feel about this place. Thank you for doing it so artfully.
Musk’s Twitter is far more monstrous than this meme suggests.
March 9, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Musk’s Twitter is far more monstrous than this meme suggests.
I think 15% of my texts are from ActBlue. Hard no.
March 7, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I think 15% of my texts are from ActBlue. Hard no.
This! I haven’t given a dime since the election. We need new leadership. Schumer must go. Jeffries must go. Pelosi must go. Directing members to wear colorful outfits to SOTU is not leadership.
March 7, 2025 at 3:24 AM
This! I haven’t given a dime since the election. We need new leadership. Schumer must go. Jeffries must go. Pelosi must go. Directing members to wear colorful outfits to SOTU is not leadership.
You should brush up on your sarcasm.
a man wearing a black hat and a white hoodie that says dangerous woman tour
ALT: a man wearing a black hat and a white hoodie that says dangerous woman tour
media.tenor.com
March 6, 2025 at 3:27 PM
You should brush up on your sarcasm.
Trump gave him the job just so he can humiliate and scapegoat him as often as possible. Rubio is a rube for taking the job.
March 6, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Trump gave him the job just so he can humiliate and scapegoat him as often as possible. Rubio is a rube for taking the job.
Musk calls Social Security a Ponzi scheme. There is no worse place to store money in history than Crypto. You are literally buying code. I’d rather buy tulip bulb futures contracts. At least you get a tulip bulb when the market collapses. 🌷 > ₿
March 5, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Musk calls Social Security a Ponzi scheme. There is no worse place to store money in history than Crypto. You are literally buying code. I’d rather buy tulip bulb futures contracts. At least you get a tulip bulb when the market collapses. 🌷 > ₿
This may not be rock bottom, but it’s got to be in sight for these two.
March 5, 2025 at 12:41 AM
This may not be rock bottom, but it’s got to be in sight for these two.
Sort of hoping Canada will stop selling us their electricity.
March 5, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Sort of hoping Canada will stop selling us their electricity.
Pretty clear that there won’t be any airports named after Rubio. I’m pretty sure Trump made him SecState just to humiliate him.
March 5, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Pretty clear that there won’t be any airports named after Rubio. I’m pretty sure Trump made him SecState just to humiliate him.
I’d like to see his nose fall off in front of the cameras after telling an exceptionally outrageous lie. It’s Pinocchioesque, but with syphilis.
March 1, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I’d like to see his nose fall off in front of the cameras after telling an exceptionally outrageous lie. It’s Pinocchioesque, but with syphilis.
You spelled shitty wrong. 😑
March 1, 2025 at 8:37 PM
You spelled shitty wrong. 😑