Rocket Grunt Draelan
@draelan.bsky.social
EA execs are basically the opposite of King Midas: everything they touch turns to shit. I don't have high hopes.
February 10, 2026 at 10:31 PM
EA execs are basically the opposite of King Midas: everything they touch turns to shit. I don't have high hopes.
Haha! Jokes on them! I refused to use lip balms when I was a child, and it's physically impossible for my lips to be more chapped than they were then without lip balms! I'll take "constant maintenance via lip balm" over that ANY day!
January 18, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Haha! Jokes on them! I refused to use lip balms when I was a child, and it's physically impossible for my lips to be more chapped than they were then without lip balms! I'll take "constant maintenance via lip balm" over that ANY day!
Beware, beware, be skeptical
Of their smiles, their smiles of plated gold
Deceit so natural
But a wolf in sheep's clothing is more than a warning
Baa baa, black sheep, have you any soul?
No, sir, by the way, what the hell are morals?
Of their smiles, their smiles of plated gold
Deceit so natural
But a wolf in sheep's clothing is more than a warning
Baa baa, black sheep, have you any soul?
No, sir, by the way, what the hell are morals?
January 8, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Beware, beware, be skeptical
Of their smiles, their smiles of plated gold
Deceit so natural
But a wolf in sheep's clothing is more than a warning
Baa baa, black sheep, have you any soul?
No, sir, by the way, what the hell are morals?
Of their smiles, their smiles of plated gold
Deceit so natural
But a wolf in sheep's clothing is more than a warning
Baa baa, black sheep, have you any soul?
No, sir, by the way, what the hell are morals?
That is horrifying. I'm so sorry, and I hope you're able to get through to her or, at the very least, remind her that you are a safe person to turn to when she's ready to see the truth and needs an out.
December 31, 2025 at 1:43 PM
That is horrifying. I'm so sorry, and I hope you're able to get through to her or, at the very least, remind her that you are a safe person to turn to when she's ready to see the truth and needs an out.
Interestingly enough, the two that I recognize are both partially cut-off on opposite ends of their shelf. On the left is Brutus, from Pixie and Brutus, and on the right is the monkey from Bloons
December 26, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Interestingly enough, the two that I recognize are both partially cut-off on opposite ends of their shelf. On the left is Brutus, from Pixie and Brutus, and on the right is the monkey from Bloons
This is reminiscent of the scene from the original Jumanji movie where it starts to rain and they're like, "Well... A little water never hurt anyone." And then get the response, "No, but a *lot* will *kill you*."
Too much stress can cause trauma responses long after the source is removed.
Too much stress can cause trauma responses long after the source is removed.
December 6, 2025 at 7:39 PM
This is reminiscent of the scene from the original Jumanji movie where it starts to rain and they're like, "Well... A little water never hurt anyone." And then get the response, "No, but a *lot* will *kill you*."
Too much stress can cause trauma responses long after the source is removed.
Too much stress can cause trauma responses long after the source is removed.
Ooh. I just fought Volcanusmon yesterday. Yeah, that's a rough fight! And I swear, one of the animations for those hands comes close to, but barely averts, flipping you off, which seems appropriate for the fight. lol.
November 29, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Ooh. I just fought Volcanusmon yesterday. Yeah, that's a rough fight! And I swear, one of the animations for those hands comes close to, but barely averts, flipping you off, which seems appropriate for the fight. lol.
A fair reaction. I also get extreme joy out of petting cats.
November 27, 2025 at 5:05 AM
A fair reaction. I also get extreme joy out of petting cats.
@catcosplay.bsky.social has you covered!
November 17, 2025 at 7:03 PM
@catcosplay.bsky.social has you covered!
That cube belongs to us.... and we belong to The Lake.
November 13, 2025 at 2:43 PM
That cube belongs to us.... and we belong to The Lake.
I got Metaphor when it came out. Great game! Any RPG fans (especially fans of Persona) should check it out!
October 9, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I got Metaphor when it came out. Great game! Any RPG fans (especially fans of Persona) should check it out!
I played through this already. It's a fun game!
October 5, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I played through this already. It's a fun game!
Chaos like this fills me with as much joy as it fills Spencer with confusion! 🤣
August 23, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Chaos like this fills me with as much joy as it fills Spencer with confusion! 🤣
I remember renting this! It's one of those games I regretted not buying a copy of my own. Excited to see it coming back!
August 13, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I remember renting this! It's one of those games I regretted not buying a copy of my own. Excited to see it coming back!
Not my first pack from this update, but got him on my second pack that I only spent hourglasses on to complete my dailies. Worth it. lol
August 8, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Not my first pack from this update, but got him on my second pack that I only spent hourglasses on to complete my dailies. Worth it. lol
Doesn't look like anything I'm remotely interested in playing, but let people have their horny games if they like.
August 2, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Doesn't look like anything I'm remotely interested in playing, but let people have their horny games if they like.
I originally commented to agree, but then I looked at a video in another comment and saw that the removed art actually ISN'T the same as on the packs. It's a similar pose and mirrored, but it's a different art style (3D v 2D) and that's also a fairly standard pose for Ho-Oh.
July 30, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I originally commented to agree, but then I looked at a video in another comment and saw that the removed art actually ISN'T the same as on the packs. It's a similar pose and mirrored, but it's a different art style (3D v 2D) and that's also a fairly standard pose for Ho-Oh.
That screenshot is already giving me nightmares, and I'm not even asleep!
...
Or am I??
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Or am I??
July 16, 2025 at 6:20 PM
That screenshot is already giving me nightmares, and I'm not even asleep!
...
Or am I??
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Or am I??
I actually started playing this last night. I found the beginning very annoying. (Too many scenes and bad tutorials without letting me, you know, play the game. Or access Options to turn down the volume...)
But once I got past that, it's actually pretty enjoyable.
But once I got past that, it's actually pretty enjoyable.
July 10, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I actually started playing this last night. I found the beginning very annoying. (Too many scenes and bad tutorials without letting me, you know, play the game. Or access Options to turn down the volume...)
But once I got past that, it's actually pretty enjoyable.
But once I got past that, it's actually pretty enjoyable.
Honestly, I've been thinking of trying this game because it's described as Monster Rancher with horse girls, and while I don't care about the horse girls, I love me some Monster Rancher. (Also, I'm highly resistant to FTP monetization tactics. The second I feel like I HAVE to spend money, I quit.)
July 3, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Honestly, I've been thinking of trying this game because it's described as Monster Rancher with horse girls, and while I don't care about the horse girls, I love me some Monster Rancher. (Also, I'm highly resistant to FTP monetization tactics. The second I feel like I HAVE to spend money, I quit.)
I don't know about Dodger, but I can tell you that Sam has fallen HARD down the rabbit hole with this game! 😂
July 3, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I don't know about Dodger, but I can tell you that Sam has fallen HARD down the rabbit hole with this game! 😂
Don't worry. I'll be avoiding Oathspring Oasis at all hours of the day and night, because I'm not an AI.
June 6, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Don't worry. I'll be avoiding Oathspring Oasis at all hours of the day and night, because I'm not an AI.