Steven Warren
@draculasbestfriend.bsky.social
Don’t bring me down, Bruce.
Hey it’s Jens Lekman. #jenslekman #purenorwegiandeathmetal
November 17, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Hey it’s Jens Lekman. #jenslekman #purenorwegiandeathmetal
Sometimes dead is better.
November 4, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Sometimes dead is better.
I’ve never seen anyone land a skateboard trick in real life.
November 1, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I’ve never seen anyone land a skateboard trick in real life.
My wristwatch functions to a depth of 25 meters underwater. I will never take my wristwatch deeper than my basement. I am the 1%.
October 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM
My wristwatch functions to a depth of 25 meters underwater. I will never take my wristwatch deeper than my basement. I am the 1%.
CASTLE RAT. Everything is forever in this realm. #castlerat
October 6, 2025 at 4:27 AM
CASTLE RAT. Everything is forever in this realm. #castlerat
Whoever programs the radio at the Jersey City ShopRite is crushing it. Heard @nickfromislands.bsky.social and @tedleo.bsky.social yesterday while I was buying grapes.
October 1, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Whoever programs the radio at the Jersey City ShopRite is crushing it. Heard @nickfromislands.bsky.social and @tedleo.bsky.social yesterday while I was buying grapes.
I’m cool with replacing Chekhov’s Gun with @scumbelievable.bsky.social Felker-Martin’s Dangerfield.
September 25, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I’m cool with replacing Chekhov’s Gun with @scumbelievable.bsky.social Felker-Martin’s Dangerfield.
“We Didn’t Start the Fire” truly, truly sucks.
September 14, 2025 at 4:54 PM
“We Didn’t Start the Fire” truly, truly sucks.
If “prove me wrong” doesn’t become internet shorthand for “just shoot me”, I swear to god I’ll prove me wrong.
September 12, 2025 at 3:14 AM
If “prove me wrong” doesn’t become internet shorthand for “just shoot me”, I swear to god I’ll prove me wrong.
I was so sad when The Giggler got shot in Death Wish 3.
September 11, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I was so sad when The Giggler got shot in Death Wish 3.
I can’t be the only person who does his French Duolingo every day holding a glass of wine and a cigarette and surrendering to German Duolingo.
September 10, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I can’t be the only person who does his French Duolingo every day holding a glass of wine and a cigarette and surrendering to German Duolingo.
Every now and then, I remember (and then immediately forget) that the song “Happy Together” is played during the turtle paratrooper attack sequence of “Ernest Goes to Camp” because that song is by the Turtles, and Ernest’s musical director was a garage rocker. #ripmarkvolman #ernestgoestocamp
September 6, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Every now and then, I remember (and then immediately forget) that the song “Happy Together” is played during the turtle paratrooper attack sequence of “Ernest Goes to Camp” because that song is by the Turtles, and Ernest’s musical director was a garage rocker. #ripmarkvolman #ernestgoestocamp