Dr. Acula, M. D.
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Dr. Acula, M. D.
@draculamd.bsky.social
Monster Island.
Drop an album that was important to you when you were 19.
February 16, 2026 at 8:08 PM
It’s the phantom of the mafia.
February 16, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Adams going full on lawnmower man only to become a Tamagotchi that slowly starves to death in a junk draw.
February 16, 2026 at 3:05 AM
*The Nancy Raegan challenge glizzy.
February 16, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Even worse because it looks like Jay Sherman.
February 16, 2026 at 12:46 AM
They’re hiding their alimony payments in those giant hemorrhoid seat cushions.
February 16, 2026 at 12:08 AM
An Elliot Fools Gould if you will.
February 16, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Carolla looks like Elliot Gould from oceans eleven
February 16, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Andrew drew that on him with a sharpie when he fell asleep on their bunk bed.
February 15, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Vance was the one who started pushing that bullshit with his bullshit book.
February 15, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Musk’s tweet has that Naomi Wolf Belfast energy.
February 15, 2026 at 7:51 PM
They’ll be eating like Homer in space in no time.
a cartoon of homer simpson flying through space with his mouth wide open
ALT: a cartoon of homer simpson flying through space with his mouth wide open
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February 15, 2026 at 4:06 PM
He’s her smelly valentine.
February 14, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Fallon and sanz olde world pasta sauce
February 14, 2026 at 7:22 PM
This is like four separate Kirk Cameron subway birthdays.
February 14, 2026 at 2:53 AM
That’s not a face tattoo it’s a new form of drug resistant ringworm.
February 14, 2026 at 12:51 AM
We’re about a week or one big epstein bombshell away from him saying he’s going to sign an eo to make everyone vote republican for now on.
February 13, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Cenk Uygur is an anagram for can’t melt steel.
February 13, 2026 at 9:02 PM
*prothethed food killth
February 13, 2026 at 2:46 AM
That’s how Mr beast was made.
February 13, 2026 at 2:42 AM
He’s been maga for years now.
February 12, 2026 at 7:43 PM
They’re a buncha evil fucking morons.
February 12, 2026 at 7:22 PM
National insecurity more like it.
February 12, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Those kinda songs really peaked with that crash test dummies song.
February 12, 2026 at 7:04 PM
February 12, 2026 at 5:48 PM