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Dracula at The Beach
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This invitation is for JD Vance and JD Vance alone…MEET ME AT THE CORNER OF THE CIRCLE K AND THE MATTRESS FACTORY FOR AN ASS KICKING
April 14, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Bury me at the DMV
April 1, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Trad wives joining the “free the nipple” campaign is…unexpected
March 11, 2025 at 12:13 PM
I just read the number 110 as “eleventy”
February 7, 2025 at 7:15 PM
@gmcfosho.bsky.social does Michigan own Toledo or nah
November 20, 2024 at 10:27 PM
My therapist wants a list of my short and long term goals. My adhd wants me to learn pole dancing (short term) so I can strip as a founding father (long term [probably Ben Franklin]).
November 17, 2024 at 1:14 PM
Reposted by Dracula at The Beach
Patiently waiting for gmcfosho to be my only fran
October 18, 2024 at 1:22 PM
He’s not the first to believe he could be an autocrat, but he will be the last.
November 8, 2024 at 12:53 PM
JD Vance poisoned my cat
November 6, 2024 at 4:37 PM
Patiently waiting for gmcfosho to be my only fran
October 18, 2024 at 1:22 PM
No frans let’s go
October 18, 2024 at 4:45 AM